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    Bret Easton Ellis‏Verified account @BretEastonEllis 29 Aug 2012

    Watching The Expendables 2 today I not only loved all of the plastic surgery but also how Jean-Claude Van Damme purrs "I like a shall-ange."

    1:35 AM - 29 Aug 2012
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      1. WelcomeToTheJungle‏ @W2TheJungle 29 Aug 2012
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        @BretEastonEllis wait til you see jcvd in our movie Bret... Like you've never seen him before.

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      1. Lauren_InProgress‏ @ShortNSweetLo 29 Aug 2012
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        @BretEastonEllis I repeated that line for about a week. hilarious.

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      1. Nom@n‏ @NoManIsPerfekt 29 Aug 2012
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        @BretEastonEllis Just leave your brain at home and enjoy:))

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      1. rb‏ @Slash2009 29 Aug 2012
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        @BretEastonEllis he was awesome u need to cast or write something for him

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      1. Nina‏ @ShakeLS 29 Aug 2012
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        @BretEastonEllis haha

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      1. Rebekah‏ @rebekah03051981 29 Aug 2012
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        @BretEastonEllis Baha you just gave me the laugh I needed today :)

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      1. Tangi Norris‏ @TangiNorris 29 Aug 2012
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        @BretEastonEllis HaHa! So much plastic surgery! Most of them should have left well enough alone. #CanTheyBlink?

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      1. John Cunard-Shutter‏ @JohnShutter 29 Aug 2012
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        @BretEastonEllis I thought the film was Executively Produced by Joan Rivers. I sat through the end credits: it wasn't.

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      1. Ben Morse‏ @BenMorse 29 Aug 2012
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        @BretEastonEllis Stallone has less wrinkles than Statham. He's also deliberately soft focus in all the close ups....

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      1. Paul Whittenbury‏ @PaulWhittenbury 29 Aug 2012
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        @BretEastonEllis All that cosmetic surgery and botox and wrinkle smoothing should mean making action figures of them will be easy.

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      1. Mark Young‏ @lordmicon 29 Aug 2012
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        @BretEastonEllis He nerver had any Coors Light which was abit surprising

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      1. Ola Gillfelt‏ @OlaGillfelt 29 Aug 2012
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        @BretEastonEllis Maybe it should´ve been "The Botoxed 2"...

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