Boy those Republicans got so mad about Bill Clinton's sexual misconduct for so many decades, I bet they'll immediately expel Donald Trump from the for his *own* sexual misconduct.
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Liz Truss at the Coronation like an actor who appeared in one episode of Doctor Who attending Comic Cons for the rest of their life.
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Blimey, that's a novelty. A Tory who still leads a Council.
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Some of my best friends are…
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Friday's Telegraph: 'My place in Coronation proves King embraces diversity' #TomorrowsPapersToday #DailyTelegraph #Telegraph
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Under the paving stones, the beach.
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The sheer magnitude, the number of people Macron has motivated to turn out on the streets of Paris is extraordinary. The main demonstration route is full- they’re now filing onto every side street.
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This is my 15-year-old black son who was followed while he shopped for shampoo by two council workers called Rangers. He was assaulted by them, then sat on and handcuffed by them. When @sussex_police arrived guess who they arrested? @YvetteCooperMP @GillianKeegan @TheVoiceNews
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I love a good spoof.
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Boris Johnson on social distancing mitigations: "We didn't touch each other's pens" ...
Harriet Harman: "But you were passing drinks to each other, we can see the drinks in the photos"
BJ: "... yes, we were of course".
Case closed.
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Event No 5: Jan 13 leaving do of two officials
Q: Approx 15 people attended - this gathering breach regulations
BJ: I respectfully disagree with you strongly..I know there's some bottles on table, but I think that's a zoom..my job to thank them
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That horrible piss-up I didn’t attend during lockdown was entirely necessary but sadly never happened.
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Who’d put “cramped” in their top 10 words to describe number 10?
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Boris making Number 10, a Georgian mansion, sound like a bedsit #Partygate
As a Tory policy, it would appear that “Stop The Boats” has become “Stop The Votes”.
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From beyond the grave?
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Friday's Express: Queen's 'Dismay' At Cuts To Dahl Books #TomorrowsPapersToday #DailyExpress #Express
2016: Sunlit Uplands
2023: Fruit and Veg Rationing.
What’s for dinner Mother, sovereignty on toast?
I've noticed many of my friends are in The Grapefruit Window, which means they're old enough to enjoy eating grapefruit but not yet on medication that prevents them from eating grapefruit.
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It’s shrove Tuesday, I’m looking forward to having a nice big plate of Shroves 🤤
Ask Bazza how he voted.
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Friday's Mirror: How Can This Be Right? #TomorrowsPapersToday #DailyMirror #Mirror
End the appalling rumours… from the police? That we are repeating.
A media circus never helps in these cases.
Found my calculator. There was a hole in the lining of my handbag & it was in there. Thanks all for looking. Hole has disappeared now.
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Sturgeon?
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Thursday's Express: 'High-risk' Nicola Had Issues With Alcohol #TomorrowsPapersToday #DailyExpress #Express
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Friday's Mail: Suella's 'Concern' At Police Conduct In Nicola Probe #TomorrowsPapersToday #DailyMail #Mail
A defence in court when it turns out it was one of them who topped her? twitter.com/HarryBridges94
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Elon Musk has fucked the Twitter algorithm totally, there’s more chance of one of his cars blowing up than my excellent tweets 😞
Old School Breakdancing.
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What does Britain do better than America?
He deffo scabbed during the miners strikes.
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In the 70s working 7 days a week down t'pit my dad grew veg and kept chickens in our garden. That was our foodbank. My dad voted Tory for the 1st time in 2019. He will again at the next election. A great man. Comments turned off to send the left in to meltdown. But u can like 
Don’t be fooled by this, the energy we use is good quality British electricity, none of yer foreign muck do it’s worth paying extra for.
Been travelling quite a bit lately and have come to the conclusion we need a moratorium on serving shellfish until there are internationally agreed definitions of shrimp prawn langoustine crayfish and lobster. In English at least.
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