And then convincing said starlet to take a middling-hot art dealer to the biggest event of the year instead of, like, Ryan Gosling? Nah.
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And, maybe I’m mistaken, but doesn’t Debbie get out and basically be like, “We need a hacker. Anyone know a hacker?” I CANNOT EXPRESS HOW INTEGRAL AND NECESSARY NINE BALL IS TO THE SUCCESS OF THIS ENDEAVOR.
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Nine Ball secures their sloppily protected heist lair, hacks the Met security system, bugs an office in order to hack the Met security system, creates the necessary blind spot to pull the heist, & is a magical solution to 11 other problems, including but not limited to
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Having a magical magnet expert sister who figures out how to remove the necklace at the last minute & builds a device for doing so on the fly. I hope you got a cut, gurl!
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Anyway, point being, maybe you’d like to have an idea of who you’d like to fill that very important role BEFORE you start selling your “flawless” giant heist plan. Amita the diamond chick (Mindy Kaling, who should be in everything), OTOH, knew Debbie & she knew her skills fit.
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Also, Con Mom comes in from the suburbs to pull this heist for THREE WEEKS? That is a LOT of childcare, y’all.
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AND ANOTHER THING! Debbie was small-time enough before this that she was duped by middling-hot art guy into a bad con, but as soon as she gets out, she’s not only moved on to the ballsiest heist of all time but is able to convince 7 other people to join her?
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I’d be like, “Deb, maybe let’s do some warm-ups at the local estate sale before we go Met Gala.” Is heisting ability genetic & she has just been saving hers or PERHAPS it’s a Highlander situation & there can only be one Ocean, so once Danny’s gone, Deb inherits his powers.
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Anyway, I enjoyed watching them pull it off. They are an extremely charming band of criminals. For future reference, I cannot hack, & am only available for heists over a 2-day period with my girlfriends bc of childcare limitations.
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I’m also giving a seminar
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This needs to be a piece
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