Bre Payton

@Bre_payton

Staff writer for . Insomniac. Pasta snob. French fry queen. 🍟🙏🏼🍟🙏🏼 Reach me: bre@thefederalist.com. Open DM's.

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Joined May 2009
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  1. 6 hours ago

    Help! I'm trapped in an Uber car and my driver is playing Dire Straits best of album.

    10 replies 4 likes
  2. 6 hours ago

    Fake news

    Come on....Down by the Waterline itself is a classic....
    1 reply 2 likes
  3. 6 hours ago

    Dire Straights is the worst band to have ever existed.

    33 replies 1 retweet 8 likes
  4. Mar 14

    Fake news!

    no surprise, sad, she'll never have any suitors
    4 likes
  5. Mar 14

    Nah. Just an awesome mom

    Did she grow up with a cook and maids?
    1 reply 1 retweet 3 likes
  6. Mar 14

    Pics or it didn't happen

    For the record. I made one. And a salad.
    1 reply 2 likes
  7. Mar 14

    .: "what should I eat?" Me: "make yourself a grilled cheese." Brielle: "Okay.... how do you make one of those?"

    6 replies 13 likes
  8. Bre Payton followed and
    • @evansiegfried

      Author- GOP GPS , Commentary in NY Times, Wall Street Journal, Wash Post, Daily Beast, Business Insider. Wine & Larry David enthusiast

    • @TimRunsHisMouth

      Political Comedian. Host. Author. Advisor to Politicos. Lover of Iced Coffee and Nachos. Contact or Booking: Editor@TheLead.com

  9. Mar 14

    The cherry blossoms are dead so is spring. 🌸☠️🌸☠️

    6 replies 1 retweet 3 likes
  10. Mar 14

    True. We will outlive our husbands anyway

    TBH we all die alone. You told me that once.
    1 retweet 3 likes
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    Mar 14

    2pm ET (ON NOW) & 's !!

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    Mar 14

    roomie humble brag. featured on Drudge. 🙌🙌🙌

    'Horribly Unfunny': Amy Schumer NETFLIX Special Trashed With One-Star Reviews...
    1 reply 2 retweets 3 likes
  13. Mar 14

    DOWN 🍷🍷🍷

    you me and should go to a wine down wednesday at whole foods if they still do them...
    1 like
  14. Mar 14

    I'll be joining at 2:30 to explain why millennials are the worst, but why it's also not all our fault

    4 replies 3 retweets 23 likes
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    Mar 14

    Do millennials leak secrets because they are ‘culturally’ different? 2pm FOX

    1 reply 6 retweets 9 likes
  16. Mar 14

    People are savaging 's Netflix special with nasty, 1 star reviews and it's hilarious.

    7 replies 14 retweets 37 likes
  17. Mar 14

    Last night, the worst season of in the history of the show concluded. Thank God it's over.

    4 replies 1 retweet 1 like
  18. Mar 14

    At this point, it's clear Nick Viall WANTS to die alone.

    3 replies 2 retweets 3 likes
  19. Retweeted
    Mar 13

    This is a trash ending to a trash season with the most trash bachelor in the history of the world I am sick

    10 replies 610 retweets 2,370 likes
  20. Retweeted
    Mar 13

    Cute ending. Congrats to the newly engaged couple.

    11 replies 805 retweets 2,539 likes

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