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  1. 5 minuten geleden

    Today I was asked how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently "in 4K ultra high definition" was not the right answer.

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  2. 7 minuten geleden

    Driven by the needs of the financial industry, researchers are working on ways to manage vast computer systems down to 100 billionths of a second. read more

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    This week alone, the e-commerce giant made news in pharmaceuticals, supermarket pricing and deliveries. read more

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    A struggling SoundCloud rapper decides to get a job as a farmer... He now produces his own beets

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  5. 3 uur geleden

    I was once attacked by a group of mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.

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  6. 4 uur geleden

    SpaceX's Falcon 9 Rocket Launches Dragon to the International Space Station via NASA

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    Descending testicles were likely present in the earliest mammals, then subsequently disappeared in elephants, manatees and their relatives, according to a new study. #2018 learn more here:

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  8. 5 uur geleden

    I asked my wife to dress up as my favourite Star Wars character for some sexy birthday fun. I walked into the bedroom that night and I was shocked,"Love, Jabba the Hut is not my favourite Star Wars character" I exclaimed,"Fuck off" She shouted "I haven't got dressed yet"

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  9. 6 uur geleden

    NASA has identified something 13.4 billion light-years away, as the farthest thing observed in space. #2018 learn more here:

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  10. 6 uur geleden

    How do you know your girlfriend is getting fat? She starts to fit into your wife's clothes.

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  11. 6 uur geleden

    I buy my guns from a guy named T-Rex He is a small arms dealer

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  12. 8 uur geleden

    The skull of the “unluckiest man” at Mt. Vesuvius’ eruption was found by archaeologists, intact and with a mouth full of teeth. #2018 learn more here:

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  13. 10 uur geleden

    Why was the anti-vaxxer‘s 4 year old child crying? Midlife crisis

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  14. 13 uur geleden

    Stormy Daniels and Queen Elizabeth went to the Pearly Gates on the same day. Stormy Daniels and Queen Elizabeth went to the Pearly Gates on the same day. They both met with an angel to find out if they would be admitted to Heaven.The angel said: "Unfortunately, there's only …

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    Map apps and websites have compiled quite a bit of outdoor cartography, but floor plans and diagrams for interior spaces are also available at certain locations. read more

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  16. 15 uur geleden

    Went and got my first gun yesterday Went and got a 9mm pistol I go to pay for the gun and the cashier says strip down facing meRealizing this is probably because of gun wackos I did as she instructedWhen the shrieking from customers and alarms stopped I realized the cashier …

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  17. 17 uur geleden

    How to have $1 Million worth of Crypto Currencies Start off with $2 Million

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  18. 19 uur geleden

    A bass player joke. A dad gets his son a bass and lessons for his birthday. When the son comes home from his first lesson dad asks, " what did you learn at your first bass lesson son?""Well dad, I learned the first 1..2..3..4...5 notes on the E string!""That's great son!"The…

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  19. 19 uur geleden

    How I accidentally crushed a vegan customer's soul at Subway ;-; So I work at Subway, yesterday I had a chick come in, she told me she wanted a Veggie Delight. As I went to get the bread she asked me if I could change my gloves cause she was vegan and I had been handling mea…

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  20. 20 uur geleden

    ""Doubt is the father of invention.""

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