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    Brandy Jensen‏ @BrandyLJensen 25 Mar 2021

    after years of bitcoin and reddit short selling and credit default swaps and a million other things i don’t understand it’s so refreshing to hear that global commerce is in peril because a big boat got stuck in a canal

    9:01 am - 25 Mar 2021
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    125 replies . 8,986 retweets 72,640 likes
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      2. biscuit boy‏ @montefuscop 25 Mar 2021
        Replying to @BrandyLJensen

        boat too big

        4 replies . 1 retweet 126 likes
      3. Neda Mae Armstrong  🌻‏ @nm_armstrong 25 Mar 2021
        Replying to @montefuscop @BrandyLJensen

        We're gonna need a bigger boat.

        2 replies . 0 retweets 22 likes
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      1. I'm Ryan‏ @rynowill75 25 Mar 2021
        Replying to @BrandyLJensen

        simple, chic, and got the job done

        0 replies . 0 retweets 138 likes
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      1. Tracie Hunte‏Verified account @TracieHunte 25 Mar 2021
        Replying to @BrandyLJensen

        Yes. This, I understand.

        0 replies . 0 retweets 16 likes
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      1. wjs‏ @yountvillewjs 25 Mar 2021
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        big boat in a canal reminded me of fat guy in a little coat for some reason.

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      2. TCP/IP Maxi or HFSP‏ @CoatTrapper 25 Mar 2021
        Replying to @BrandyLJensen

        Lol it’s a ship but that just made the tweet even more all star perfpic.twitter.com/SyWWMhhGtf

        1 reply . 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Eugene Foodman‏ @HMogan24 25 Mar 2021
        Replying to @CoatTrapper @BrandyLJensen

        From the Oxford dictionary - Ship: noun a vessel larger than a boat for transporting people or goods by sea. taking issue with 'big boat' as a definition for ship seems awfully pedantic

        4 replies . 0 retweets 34 likes
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      2. (((.eth)))‏ @epheron 25 Mar 2021
        Replying to @BrandyLJensen @jbouie

        Boaty McBoatface.

        1 reply . 0 retweets 62 likes
      3. Jammysod‏ @jammy_sod 25 Mar 2021
        Replying to @epheron @BrandyLJensen @jbouie

        Boaty McStuckface

        0 replies . 4 retweets 72 likes
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      2. One More Josh‏ @JoshZ2012 25 Mar 2021
        Replying to @BrandyLJensen

        tl;dr: The global trade cervix has been blocked by an IUD.

        4 replies . 2 retweets 107 likes
      3. bellbivdevore‏ @kaitlinmcdon 25 Mar 2021
        Replying to @JoshZ2012

        Nope

        1 reply . 0 retweets 39 likes
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