Brandy Jensen

@BrandyLJensen

behind every successful man is a woman pegging him

Brooklyn, NY
Joined March 2015

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Apr 11

    can we have class war outside today

  2. 11 minutes ago
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  3. 2 hours ago
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    fill my hole

  4. 2 hours ago
  5. Retweeted

    "So, who are your guys?" - Maron to O.J.

  6. 5 hours ago

    Extremely Pale and Incredibly Sweaty

  7. 5 hours ago

    the reason Dems can't run with a clear, appealing message is they're terrified of being held to it

  8. 6 hours ago

    turns out I'm still mad about Love Trumps Hate

  9. 9 hours ago

    I hadn't considered how difficult it would be to translate Trump but lmao

  10. 9 hours ago
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    truly I like to repeat words when I'm very tired. truly

  11. 9 hours ago
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    truly all women should strive to be empowered by their dragon children

  12. 9 hours ago

    I truly love The Federalist

  13. Retweeted

    A random teen emailed asking me to publish this angry letter from his friend. It is... very good

  14. 10 hours ago

    10 Tips For Living A Full Life Within The Effective Radius Of Your AC Unit

  15. Retweeted
    11 hours ago

    let down rather than gratified, but then, confused

  16. Retweeted
    11 hours ago

    Happy birthday, Cormac McCarthy.

  17. 11 hours ago
  18. 12 hours ago
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    I appreciate just letting him ramble because it's very funny but a few follow up questions would have been nice

  19. 12 hours ago

    I would not be able to tell the difference between real screenshots of the Trump interview and a photoshop

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    Jul 18

    lyanna mormont is the fearless girl statue

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