Senator Bison Sexhorn & Knuckles, III

@Brainmage

Comedian/writer/voice over artist/wizard. Hire me! DMs are open. Spotlight: Tips:

I'm naked and I'm everywhere
Joined July 2010

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    Hi! I'm a comedian, actor, & VO artist! I made a show about mental health, toxic masculinity, & how close we have come to nuclear war. It's free to watch on YouTube: Enjoyed it? Great! Plz share! Or, you can buy me a coffee through the link in my reply ⬇️

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  3. 46 minutes ago
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    My daughter aged 5: carefully and lovingly selected this as a gift for me. My daughter aged 12: " Mum, why do you have that hideous clock?!"

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  5. $0.50 thrift store find that may not be the ugliest thing I own, but is certainly the most terrifying.

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  7. My reaction to this was one of actual, visceral horror

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  8. I have a casting tomorrow! Hopefully if I won't book this one the job won't be cancelled three days later after dangling Life Changing Money in front of my face. Not that I'm still bitter. Bah.

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  9. My Bad Wife has put forward this Objectively Brilliant and Actually Very Good wizard picture. The poor woman simply does not understand Art

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  10. I see the live action Neon Genesis Evangelion is coming on nicely.

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    The carving of a fertility god I brought back from our honeymoon in the Cook Islands

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  12. I would put the child up for adoption, regardless of his age.

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    I can only find a photo of it trussed up in tinsel which, rather surprisingly, mitigates its creepiness somewhat

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  15. Madam I am afraid that you are mistaken. I asked for awful things, not superbly beautiful pieces of wonder.

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  16. The face of a gnarled and evil gremlin that, at the very least, will eat your cat if you somehow annoy it.

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  17. 1 hour ago
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    Well, technically my mum owns it, but...

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  18. please fuck all the way off forever and ever and ever x

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