Dan

@BrainhaXx

Political sassmaster. Ex-journalist. Humor addict. I'm one of them there 'tech' kids who is ruining your city.

San Francisco
Joined September 2013
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  1. 4 hours ago

    Maine is beautiful in June.

  2. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    Like our president, "the cloud" also makes my job very hard to do

    6 retweets 30 likes
  3. Jun 7

    I am literally unstoppable.

  4. Jun 7

    Jeremy at dinner: "You kind of look like hitler right now" Me: "cute. He single?"

  5. Jun 3

    Yes plz

  6. Jun 3

    Confidence rehab: Day 1 A ride through the past. Stories of titans I know by name but not by nuance. Palpable humor I don't understand.

    2 likes
  7. Jun 3

    The people at church next door are excited or upset. I can never tell the difference.

    1 like
  8. Jun 2

    It's over. I did it.

    1 like
  9. Jun 1

    So thankful I get to fall asleep with my boy who loves me. Through this impossible year.

    3 likes
  10. Jun 1

    When they go low, we go high.

    2 likes
  11. May 31

  12. Retweeted
    May 30
    Replying to

    This is translated from Russian.

    1,174 replies 30,973 retweets 78,279 likes
  13. May 24

    The news is fake, because so much of the news is fake.

  14. May 23

    This has been pleasant and professional. Good luck in the coming business year.

    1 like
  15. May 21

    Dude at this bagel shop looking just like my dad

  16. May 20

    🤕

  17. May 14

    I am the best bad Hanzo

  18. May 13

    Just found out 'Leviticus' is a living person's name. What? That is the coolest name ever. I am filled with name envy.

    1 like
  19. May 10

    Men are INSANE.

    1 like
  20. May 10

    To see the whole world, laid out in front of you and the way people live it. There is something about you that tells me you know it too.

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