My creepy uncle missed his turn to walk down the aisle because he was too busy hitting on a church attendant. Instead, he followed my mom in, who was being ushered by my brother. Later, people asked if my parents were divorced and if this was her new husband. 
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At our reception, one of the bartenders went up to my husband and told him there was a weird homeless man walking around our wedding. He said “Oh yeah, no, that’s my wife’s uncle.”
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What are you TMZ now? C’mon there was a time when you actually reported on newsworthy events. What is this worthless shit you’re posting now?
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They are making my family seem "normal".
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