@SeinfeldTV tackled this issue 20 years ago!
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Also, if you eat a poppy seed bagel at London Heathrow and then fly to Dubai, expect to pay the consequence of their 0-tolerance drug policy if you carry a poppy seed between the tread of your sneaker. True story.
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Your baby will never pass a drug test in their life?
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I don't recall my wife being drug tested. I have a feeling there's more to this story...
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At least the baby won't cry much.
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