Working adults don’t have time for that “ask for a straw” nonsense early in the damn morning BEFORE coffee. 
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Putting the term “rising” before someone’s grade is the single stupidest thing the human race has ever done.
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More child-driven policy? Based on what evidence straws are a big problem?
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The millions that end up in the ocean.
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The millions that are measured by whom?
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the real problem with Dunkin donuts is the donuts
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Suck it, girls. Kids should be seen, not heard.pic.twitter.com/Yvn8ztiGRt
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In the future, in liberal cities, you will get in more trouble if you use a plastic straw than if you shoot up heroin on the street.
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Brainwashed since Kindergarten
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STOP IT. if this is the best
#investigative#reporting you have, shut the paper down and come back tomorrow. jhc. there's real news out there to be had. lots of it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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The napkins they give away a drive thru is a bigger waste.
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they still make paper straws including the bendy kind for people with disabilities
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Useful idiots. The parents need to be arrested for raising children like this.
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Or make them paper like the ones that sell at the
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