Parody Boris Johnson

@BorisJohnson_MP

Living proof that anyone with an Eton education, a few million pounds and a talent for lying can become Prime Minister of this great nation. Parody.

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    I’m hoping Donald Trump doesn’t see this before his visit. Still, I know you guys won’t retweet it and I’m pretty sure he isn’t even on Twitter.

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  2. Results just in and apparently I won the .

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    There was nothing 'Trumpian' about what happened at No 10 today. We simply wanted to make sure there was plenty of room for proper journalists like Tommy Robinson and Katie Hopkins.

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    Was it something I said?

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    Laura Kuenssberg asking a proper question caught me a bit off guard for a moment. Then I remembered the appropriate response: “we’ve got a deal... it’s a great deal... oven ready... great deal... la la la la la… not listening..”

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    Priti Patel: “this person has a history of counter-terrorism offences... we will provide greater support for the victims of counter-terrorism” Fuck me, it's even worse than I thought - the Home Secretary does not know the difference between terrorism and counter-terrorism!

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    I have just said that Britain needs to become a champion of free trade. Which is why I have just taken us out of one of the biggest free trade areas in the world, to replace it with an agreement based on tariffs and barriers.

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  8. There was nothing 'Trumpian' about what happened at No 10 today. We simply wanted to make sure there was plenty of room for proper journalists like Tommy Robinson and Katie Hopkins.

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    It’s a good job we have polymath and all round genius Mark Francois to keep us straight about the benefits of Brexit for the NHS, otherwise we might be completely misled by the representatives of those who merely work in it.

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  10. Laura Kuenssberg asking a proper question caught me a bit off guard for a moment. Then I remembered the appropriate response: “we’ve got a deal... it’s a great deal... oven ready... great deal... la la la la la… not listening..”

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  11. I have just informed her that there are 11 counter-terrorism units around the UK, so she is now making arrangements to have them all arrested.

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  12. Priti Patel: “this person has a history of counter-terrorism offences... we will provide greater support for the victims of counter-terrorism” Fuck me, it's even worse than I thought - the Home Secretary does not know the difference between terrorism and counter-terrorism!

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  13. Was it something I said?

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  14. I have just said that Britain needs to become a champion of free trade. Which is why I have just taken us out of one of the biggest free trade areas in the world, to replace it with an agreement based on tariffs and barriers.

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    It’s a good job we have polymath and all round genius Mark Francois to keep us straight about the benefits of Brexit for the NHS, otherwise we might be completely misled by the representatives of those who merely work in it.

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    Congratulations to Andy Serkis - a well-deserved award for bringing to life some of the most bizarre and grotesque characters imaginable.

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    Congratulations to Andy Serkis - a well-deserved award for bringing to life some of the most bizarre and grotesque characters imaginable.

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    What were you voting for when you voted Brexit? "Ermm... I'm not entirely sure" Unbelievable! I for one was crystal clear what I was voting for - a chance to advance my career at the expense of the country.

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    Come come, you can't take all the credit. The Daily Mail and Express have also lied about the EU for decades, and The Sun played a vital role in catering to those who can't read words of more than one syllable.

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    It's really annoying that Donald Tusk cares more about the people of the UK than I do.

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    Good to see the BBC still value the views of a man who failed to become an MP seven times, whose party failed to get any MPs elected, who spent twenty years as an MEP without doing any work and who now doesn't even do that.

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