Age gaps when I'm the older one: Is this predatory? Am I being predatory rn? Is it predatory to be alive? I can stop being alive if you think I should stop being alive.
Age gaps when I've been the younger one: I'm gonna cum! This is literally the best thing to ever happen to me!
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BoringKate
@BoringNerdyKate
I'm into comics, video games, anime, and programming. I'm also trans, bi, and poly. Check out my porn at boringkate.manyvids.com and onlyfans.com/boringkate
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You don't have to be hot to transition. Like obviously the girl pills will make you hotter, but also you're allowed to just be an average looking girl. Girls are even allowed to be ugly! It's chill. Cis girls do it all the time.
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Wild AF because it was New York, but like apparently adjusted for inflation (from 1980 to 2020) that's $555.38 USD. Which is $684.35 CAD. I pay $615 CAD for my studio apartment in Montreal.
Tho lol Montreal is getting less affordable pretty quickly.
Untill 1976 American copyright only lasted 28 years. Imagine legally sharing or using anything made before 1991. Nice above board Netflix style services with literally every pre 90s movie or show for free or cheap. NES games going into the public domain every year.
Retweet if you like my dress :3
#trans #transgirl #dickgirl #clevage #mommymilkers #blackdress #heartchoker #hashtag
Everyone is (rightly) obsessed with big tiddy goth gfs, but I think we should take a moment to show appreciation for flat chested goth gfs. Every goth gf is an important and good gf.
Remember vine? This lil thing seems to still be popular in places, so I figured I'd bring it back. #ahegao
Ten years ago: Furries and queers are the punchline to every joke.
Now: Everyone is a furry. Everyone is queer. Everyone is horny on main.
Ten years from now: Is it just me or are our alien overlords kinda hot? I'm kinda into it when they edit my dna.
Random thing that should already be obvious: Passing and being hot are different things. You can be visibly trans and still hot as fuck. You can be visibly trans and hotter than any cis person that's ever lived.
We all know there's no ethical consumption under late capitalism, but I can get off on the idea of being exploited, so pls buy my porn <3
Literally self medicate lol.
If you're having trouble getting a prescription for HRT or you're on a waiting list or stressing over the possibility of access to it being further restricted by fascists then you're fucking up. You're being so silly. Literally just self medicate.
Do you like soft girls? Just real squishable sluts sitting around in sports bras and panties? Because I shot this lil four minute clip a bit ago and just uploaded it to OnlyFans. It'll be in the other membership places soon too.
onlyfans.com/boringkate
Remember the old saying that "On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog"?
Well some of you aren't keeping it secret very well. Everyone knows you're a good lil pup. Everyone can tell. You're gonna look so cute when you're leashed.
Oh my glob! Just look at all that squish!
I am a fuckin lumpy space princess!
Monthly challenge time! The starting time (as decided by patreon pledges) is 6.9 days (nice).
Retweets add 10 minutes and likes add 5 minutes.
I won't be allowed to cum till it's over and I'll be locked in chastity for most of it.
When you see a cute girl, but then you realize she's cis ;_;
Not to be cisphobic. I'm totally a cis ally. It's just a personal preference. She was cute for a cis. But I just can't see myself being with a girl that was born without a dick. Totally a cis rights supporter though.
Any cute trans girls wanna come live with me rent free? I like having the bed to myself so you'll be sleeping in a doggie bed on the floor. You'll also be kept collared and leashed. Normal roommate stuff. I'll take you for walks. Breed you. The usual.
Check out this wig, my face, my tiddies, and most importantly the stuffies!
I can't see a thing without my glasses lol. Retweet if you think I'm pretty without em tho!
Gasp! BoringKate in tights and a dress? Like some kinda girl? Don't worry it's just like a spoopy Halloween month costume.
I wanna suck your dick. You can stay on your phone browsing twitter or watching porn or watching porn on twitter. I don't care. Whatever. Just let me suck your dick. I wanna feel it in my throat.
FAT BODIES ARE GOOD BODIES
TRANS BODIES ARE GOOD BODIES
BROWN BODIES ARE GOOD BODIES
OLD BODIES ARE GOOD BODIES
DISABLED BODIES ARE GOOD BODIES
DISFIGURED BODIES ARE GOOD BODIES
ALL BODIES ARE GOOD BODIES
YOUR BODY IS A GOOD BODY
Locked a chastity device onto my dick bc it's been awhile and I'm a dumb horny bitch I guess! No starting time, but every retweet adds ten minutes and every like adds one minute. Let's see if you can make me stay locked up when I wake up in the morning. 🔐🍆💔
I love this choker and LOVE this bra. If you do too then I've got a video on patreon that deserves your attention.
patreon.com/boringkate
Cishet dating: Don't fuck till the third date.
Transbian dating: Fuck on the first date, but dont let em see you with an unshaven face till the third date.
Retweet if you're a transbian who tops. To. Uh. Dispell the stereotype that that all transbians are bottoms. Yeah. This tweet is about destigmatizing topping.
Also leave DMs open if you top. Reply with your city if you top. Reply with whether you'd visit Montreal if you top.
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Sorry, but all dogs are boys and all cats are girls. That's just science.
I'm an idiot millenial and so I've decided to once again lock my dick in chastity for the clout. 🔑🔒
Starting time is 6 days and 21 hours.
Retweets add 10 minutes. Likes add 5 min. $25 onlyfans tips add 12 hours. $25 patreon pledges add 12 hours to next month's starting time.
Hey. I don't know if you've noticed this before, but I'm like hot as fuck. Wish you were here in bed with me.
It's honestly wild how many pure woke innocent unproblematic queers are like a minute away from concluding that even the most entry level BDSM stuff is abusive. Y'all are sexually repressive as fuck. Let people be messy degenerates.
If I was forced to pick a favourite part of the female anatomy then I guess I'd have to say the dick.
Retweet if you're a good subby bitch.
Like if you agree that everyone who's retweeted really is just a pathetic little fuck toy that only exists to be used and degraded.
I HAVE AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR TRANS GIRLS IN THEIR 30s AND ABOVE!!!
Sup~ 💕
I'm single again! Who wants to start a totally online relationship with someone that's kinda bad at online relationships?
Let's streamline the process. If you like this tweet then I'm your girlfriend. We might never even interact, but I will technically be your gf going forward.
Gonna be wild when porn gets destigmatized enough for there to be sponsors. Sluts gonna be like... Gosh. Your dick is so huge. I can't wait to make a website about it with Squarespace. I'm not even sure if I can take it all, but I am sure that I can learn how to with Skillshare.
Too many people asking if it's gay for a guy to cum to trans girl porn and not enough people asking if it's gay for guys to watch gangbang porn where there's like five times more guys in it than girls and the camera guy keeps focusing on boy butts.
I've known so many trans girls that went through a phase of being like "haha you can call me whatever" specifically because they were just starting to transition, not passing, ashamed of it, and not wanting feel like they were coercing cis friends into treating them differently.
Ignore the mess and just appreciate how pretty this dress is and how nice my boobs look in it.
Gonna start my own social media platform where there's a MINIMUM level of horniness allowed. You aren't a sex worker? You don't even post pics of your female identified nips? THEN YOU'RE BANNED! We don't want you and your desexualized filth! BANNED BANNED BANNED!!!
The cis: You got THE SURGERY yet?
Me while eyeing Wikipedia articles about penis enlargement: Nah. I think about it sometimes, but I feel like they haven't really perfected it yet.
"Can I kiss you?" is such a good phrase! It's so hot to be asked and like getting explicit confirmation is honestly hot and reassuring. Even a no is still good. Like it's helpful information. It's better than being unclear. Ppl that never ask (especially with new ppl) are wild.
Check out this (very NSFW) physical collection of HOT TRANS BABES! It's like a hundred pages long and includes pics of too many rad people for me to fit in this tweet!
Check the replies to find out who! Or just order your own copy now to find out!
blurb.ca/b/11054452-hot
I didn't transition because I wanted to be a cis girl. I transitioned because I wanted to be a trans girl.
I wanna get fucked. Just like use my body like a fleshlight. Just like use my hole to jerk off with and cum inside of me. You don't even have to talk to me or acknowledge that I'm a person. Normal wholesome stuff.
The fantasy of being a house wife is like 50% about being enabled to opt out of the obligation to perform monetizable labour and 50% your spouse getting home frustrated from work and pumping cum into you against the kitchen counter where you were in the middle of baking.
Cis ppl complimenting their lovers: You're like a ray of sunshine!
Transbians complimenting their lovers: You'd be such a good dinosaur! You're like the cutest littlest baby Godzilla! I could see you tryin your best to wreck some buildings and just bein too smol and cute for it!
I wanna suck a dick so badly! Let me suck your dick! Please! I'll even suck your dick in return for letting me suck your dick!
Like this tweet if you wanna be all shy and gay together. If you wanna trade glances. If you wanna hold hands. If you wanna maybe just maybe gently kiss. Or if you want me to shove you against a wall, chew on you, and use you like a fuck toy. Any of the above. Whatever.
Feels like a webcam selfie kinda night. Like for trans rights. Retweet for trans crimes.
Going on HRT is honestly no big deal. You don't have to tell anyone. You can order it online. Just take it for a month or whatever. Nobody is gonna notice that quickly. You don't have to come out. No commitment. No consequences. Just give it a try.
I wanna be caged and I don't want it to be left up to me to decide when I get out. So it's chastity challenge time! Every retweet adds half an hour. I'll let you know when I've locked the cage and started the clock.
I've decided to bless you all with another look at me! Retweet if you approve!
I don't care what your dysphoria is telling you. You're objectively adorable as fuck. Stop denying it, cutie. Just accept it, you total babe. Facts don't care about your feelings, you absolute wife material.
Concept: A hot older woman kidnaps you, gags you, blindfolds you, ties your legs together, ties your arms together, tosses you onto her bed, and then... Just cuddles you. Maybe lightly humps you. Nothing lewder than that though. She basically uses you like a body pillow.
Impregnate me 💦💕 if it doesn't work the first time just keep fucking me and cumming inside me 💦💦💦
People talk about the top shortage like it's a funny meme and not a real condition caused by trans girls mass opting to be as verbally and physically soft and passive as possible bc they're (understandably) afraid of being perceived as perverted predatory men for even breathing-
As a chubby girl I'd like to say that chubby girls are high grade fuck toys. Just soft plump pet cum dumps. Breedable.
I feel like I've been slacking on the selfie front. So. Like. Have a selfie!
Like this tweet if you've accepted that your dick is pathetic and useless. Retweet if you think me and my friends should laugh at it while we lock you up in chastity.
You have to be specific and say "boy dick" when that's what you're talking about bc the default kinda dick is girl dick.
Stacked video game girls with tit physics are alright, but check out this one little thing I just thought of that'll revolutionize the video game industry: Cute chubby girls with subtle tummy physics.
Picture me next to you. Shyly fluttering my eyelashes. Biting my lip before whispering in your ear. Telling you that every person deserves housing regardless of socioeconomic status~
Good gaping goth girl gushing gallons of goey g-
I TRIED GOOGLING WORDS FOR JIZZ THAT START WITH A G BECAUSE I WANTED A BETTER ALTERNATIVE TO GUNK AND THE INTERNET TOLD ME TO USE "Gentleman’s Relish" WHICH LIKE HONESTLY FUCK YOU IF YOU CALL IT THAT
Trans people are just hotter than cis people. It's just a scientific fact.
Gender is so simple. I'm just a girl with a dick who wants to be treated like a boy who's treated like a girl (or more accurately a sissy faggot cock slut) by another girl with a dick who likes to be called daddy. I don't get what's so hard to understand about that.
I feel like I've been slacking on the selfie front lately. I'm pretty fucking cute though!
Boys who drink a lot should take hrt because it lowers your alcohol tolerance and will thus save you money. Also they should make themselves all cute and suck other boy's dicks for drinks.
What? I'm just telling you what any other financial advisor would say.
A "biological" girl? Yep. That's me. I'm hoping to be a cyborg someday though.
What if I had a roommate that always casually used me? And they started undressing and fucking me while I had a friend over? And when I got embarrassed and told em not to they just looked over like "you dont mind, right?" and my friend was like "nah!" and started getting off?
GIRLS WITH BIG TUMMIES ARE SOFT AND CUDDLABLE AND GOOD AND THEY DESERVE THE BEST
Girls that suck at making eye contact while talking are fuckin adorable. It's so cute to watch. It makes me wanna push em around and chew on their necks and stuff.
Small penis humiliation? Getting off on sissy hypno about turning your dick into a permanently soft little clitty? That's so passe now. I paid a woman to make my hair all smol and short instead. It's the hot new kink.
What I say: I want to be used like a fuck toy.
What I mean: I want a serious long term emotionally fulfilling relationship (with someone that uses me like a fuck toy).
*randomly blurts out BLACK LIVES MATTER in the middle of a heated gaming moment*
I wanna be tied up and left on a mattress in a basement somewhere. And I want you to come use me as often as you want.
Fuck me and then cuddle me while your cum is still inside me. Like if you wanna. Just a suggestion.
Concept: You hang out and have drinks with a group of new friends. They all start talking about how cute you are and what they'd do to you. They're all tops. It escalates to them taking turns with you. They all stick around to keep fawning over you even when it's not their turn.