Bored Elon Musk

When the Super Bowl is eventually played on Mars we are gonna do a rocket fly over and it’s going to be lit.

AR app that shows you what the dish looks like when you scroll over text on a menu. Particularly useful for business hotels that are too ambitious with dishes they think they can make. #ThatsNotAFritata

Friendly reminder that Earth is in space.

A videogame about making and releasing a videogame on time. Boss battles focus on appeasing entitled brats on Twitter.

Gum that is able to replace brushing your teeth.

People on Twitter love calling out that “something already exists.” Funny they’re not sending those tweets from a Blackberry or Gateway 2000 laptop.

For $52k I’ll sell you a much better computer. And it comes attached to a car.

Overpriced home exercise bike that uses pedaling to generate electricity which it then sells back to your local power company for cash or credits for liposuction treatments.

Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight? Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you Me: Not now Dad Dad: Not asking for a billionaire entrepreneur to help, are they? Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now Dad: Also wtf why are we flying coach?

OK, Earthlings

Idea. In addition to finding new places/people to get money from, we could, you know, stop wasting an enormous amount on things we either don’t need or are artificially expensive. #MATH

Solar powered atmospheric water generator zeppelins that create rain in critically dry areas.

Connected noise cancelling earbuds that filter out all airport announcements except those relevant to your flight.

Self-destructing screen shot files.

Fence with built-in leaf blower that propels your neighbor’s yard waste right back towards their property own when they decide to blow it onto yours.

Pumpkin Spice White Claw

Hexagon shaped condiment bottles.

Car alert system that beeps when you’re parked in a spot that will get you ticketed because you couldn’t decode the 13 contradictory street signs explaining the rules.

Presentation/Email software that automatically finds citations/research to backup whatever statements you make in the document.

News app that recognizes when you pull up a story/video with pre-roll ads or requires a subscription and instantly finds another page that has the same content without interference.