Bored Elon Musk

@BoredElonMusk

Thoughts and inventions from Elon in his downtime. This is a futuristic hyper-parody account. Email = boredelon(at)gmail

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Joined August 2013

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    May 8

    Life On Mars - A brief introduction to your future home.

  2. 12 hours ago

    Glad to have 2 hours back each month. Might use the extra time to start building Elysium.

  3. 13 hours ago

    You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink since all the water dried up.

  4. May 24

    Headphones that display whether you're on a conference call or just listening to music.

  5. May 23

    Email app for your parents that does not come loaded with a forwarding feature.

  6. May 18

    Trash bin that sucks up crumpled up pieces of paper nearby because you missed that epic basketball shot.

  7. May 16

    Synthetic Spines as a Service. Free delivery in D.C.

  8. May 16

    Avocado Toast Crunch

  9. May 12

    Fidget spinner that connects to and disables your phone while it's spinning thus solving the real problem.

  10. May 3

    Conference phones with a timer displayed on top that kills the call when the clock hits zero.

  11. Apr 20

    AI bot that answers telemarketing calls for you and has long, seemingly plausible conversations to waste as much time as possible.

  12. Apr 19

    Podcast app that connects to Google Maps and finds you a perfectly timed episode based on your commute.

  13. Apr 11

    Bathroom motion sensor lights that actually know the difference between someone not being in the room, and someone sitting still.

  14. Apr 10

    I don't care about GM. I'm coming for Exxon.

  15. Apr 6

    Incremental innovation is basically just adjusting for inflation.

  16. Apr 5

    Alarm that also starts a timer for how long you're allowed to f*** around on your phone after waking up.

  17. Apr 3

    "If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster gasoline vehicles."

  18. Mar 29

    In case you were wondering, the average value of a person's internet data is $19.84

  19. Mar 27

    Thermostat that sets your entire house to be the same temperate as under your blanket as you wake up and get out of bed.

  20. Mar 23

    Coffee cup lids that change color when you've ACTUALLY sealed them.

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