Bored Elon Musk

@BoredElonMusk

Thoughts and inventions from Elon in his downtime. This is a futuristic self-made PARODY account.🚀

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: kolovoz 2013.

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  1. 2. velj

    When the Super Bowl is eventually played on Mars we are gonna do a rocket fly over and it’s going to be lit.

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  2. 28. sij

    AR app that shows you what the dish looks like when you scroll over text on a menu. Particularly useful for business hotels that are too ambitious with dishes they think they can make.

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  3. 25. sij

    Friendly reminder that Earth is in space.

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  4. 20. sij

    A videogame about making and releasing a videogame on time. Boss battles focus on appeasing entitled brats on Twitter.

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  5. 12. sij

    Gum that is able to replace brushing your teeth.

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  6. 28. pro 2019.

    People on Twitter love calling out that “something already exists.” Funny they’re not sending those tweets from a Blackberry or Gateway 2000 laptop.

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  7. 10. pro 2019.

    For $52k I’ll sell you a much better computer. And it comes attached to a car.

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  8. 2. pro 2019.

    Overpriced home exercise bike that uses pedaling to generate electricity which it then sells back to your local power company for cash or credits for liposuction treatments.

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  9. 27. stu 2019.

    Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight? Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you Me: Not now Dad Dad: Not asking for a billionaire entrepreneur to help, are they? Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now Dad: Also wtf why are we flying coach?

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  10. 12. stu 2019.

    OK, Earthlings

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  11. 6. stu 2019.

    Idea. In addition to finding new places/people to get money from, we could, you know, stop wasting an enormous amount on things we either don’t need or are artificially expensive.

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  12. 31. lis 2019.

    Solar powered atmospheric water generator zeppelins that create rain in critically dry areas.

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  13. 22. lis 2019.

    Connected noise cancelling earbuds that filter out all airport announcements except those relevant to your flight.

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  14. 16. lis 2019.

    Self-destructing screen shot files.

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  15. 10. lis 2019.

    Fence with built-in leaf blower that propels your neighbor’s yard waste right back towards their property own when they decide to blow it onto yours.

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  16. 28. ruj 2019.

    Pumpkin Spice White Claw

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  17. 23. ruj 2019.

    Hexagon shaped condiment bottles.

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  18. 19. ruj 2019.

    Car alert system that beeps when you’re parked in a spot that will get you ticketed because you couldn’t decode the 13 contradictory street signs explaining the rules.

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  19. 14. ruj 2019.

    Presentation/Email software that automatically finds citations/research to backup whatever statements you make in the document.

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  20. 14. ruj 2019.

    News app that recognizes when you pull up a story/video with pre-roll ads or requires a subscription and instantly finds another page that has the same content without interference.

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