Brent Gulanowski

@BoredAstronaut

Mobile dev . Raw nerve all over.

Canada
Joined October 2008
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  1. Jun 20

    Static typing is a symptom, not a solution.

    3 likes
  2. Jun 5

    The Drizzle that Rained like Walking Mice | Plot Generator Plot Generator, where have you been all my life?

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  3. May 30

    Greats Shoes app features in US App Store. Made by the mobile channel team at .

    1 like
  4. May 24

    “Other times, they made sharp turns in the sky, like a school of predatory fish.” Flying fish, I guess. Narrator, or author?

  5. May 24

    “Sometimes they moved like a flock of birds, chasing its own tail as it circled for a landing.” Mixed metaphors in Armada...

  6. May 14

    My irony coprocessor needs a better heat sink. It keeps resetting.

    1 like
  7. May 9

    Please please please let the `esc` button close the modal on your site. Or just remove it.

    4 retweets 2 likes
  8. May 2

    The Building Blocks of Real Collaboration Good read on how brainstorming goes off the rails

    11 retweets 12 likes
  9. May 2

    I see this and think, "Wheels are so much more practical and energy efficient." I hate being old.

    finally posted my hover bike model on art station
    1 like
  10. Apr 18

    I should not buy this. Either waste of money, or massive waste of my time.

    Who's got two thumbs and 15 brand new minutes of to show you? (I just realized you can't see my thumbs)
  11. Apr 18

    Looks more like a construction scaffold than an entire building.

    building collapse at Bathurst and Eg. People reported trapped. Pic from
  12. Apr 18

    Are there any good mobile apps for enabling social mobility?

  13. Apr 17

    Wow, TechCrunch calling "bullshit" is a thing in and of itself.

    Everything the tech world says about marketing is wrong
  14. Apr 17

    You know what I crave most from people? A sense of nuance. It's uncommon. Especially in the tech industry.

    1 like
  15. Apr 17

    I think a little bit of fancy talk is OK.

    Don't be impressed by: 1 money 2 titles 3 degrees 4 fancy talk Be impressed by: 1 generosity 2 integrity 3 humility 4 shared knowledge
    1 retweet
  16. Apr 17

    How is it that browsers are still asking us if we want to send the form again? How is it that we're still using browsers for web apps?

  17. Apr 9

    PEASANT: Feudalism is bad ME: But how can you say feudalism is bad when you're wearing rags MADE UNDER FEUDALISM PEASANT: [dies of plague]

    6,828 retweets 8,156 likes
  18. Apr 17

    Another day, another game of dietary roulette.

  19. Apr 17

    Because that won't have moisture problems. Architects: there is more to space than light and colour!

    Amazon's future 'biodome" headquarters could make forest-filled workspaces a thing
  20. Apr 17

    Last four payment due dates: Feb 3, Mar 2, Mar 31, Apr 9. I missed Mar 31st, first time in many years. Cost me $60. How is this legit?

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