Brent Gulanowski

@BoredAstronaut

Mobile dev . Raw nerve all over.

Canada
Joined October 2008

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  1. Static typing is a symptom, not a solution.

  2. The Drizzle that Rained like Walking Mice | Plot Generator Plot Generator, where have you been all my life?

  3. Greats Shoes app features in US App Store. Made by the mobile channel team at .

  4. “Other times, they made sharp turns in the sky, like a school of predatory fish.” Flying fish, I guess. Narrator, or author?

  5. “Sometimes they moved like a flock of birds, chasing its own tail as it circled for a landing.” Mixed metaphors in Armada...

  6. My irony coprocessor needs a better heat sink. It keeps resetting.

  7. Please please please let the `esc` button close the modal on your site. Or just remove it.

  8. The Building Blocks of Real Collaboration Good read on how brainstorming goes off the rails

  9. I see this and think, "Wheels are so much more practical and energy efficient." I hate being old.

  10. I should not buy this. Either waste of money, or massive waste of my time.

  11. Looks more like a construction scaffold than an entire building.

  12. Are there any good mobile apps for enabling social mobility?

  13. Wow, TechCrunch calling "bullshit" is a thing in and of itself.

  14. You know what I crave most from people? A sense of nuance. It's uncommon. Especially in the tech industry.

  15. I think a little bit of fancy talk is OK.

  16. How is it that browsers are still asking us if we want to send the form again? How is it that we're still using browsers for web apps?

  17. PEASANT: Feudalism is bad ME: But how can you say feudalism is bad when you're wearing rags MADE UNDER FEUDALISM PEASANT: [dies of plague]

  18. Another day, another game of dietary roulette.

  19. Because that won't have moisture problems. Architects: there is more to space than light and colour!

  20. Last four payment due dates: Feb 3, Mar 2, Mar 31, Apr 9. I missed Mar 31st, first time in many years. Cost me $60. How is this legit?

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