Top your waiter, everyone
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What restaurants are you going to?!?
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Da da da dun diddle un diddle un diddle uh da
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This is not a half-cocked joke.
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Hot -damn- this is the humour of my people and I love it.
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I feel genuine pain.
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That is a SERIOUS groaner. Well played, sir, well played.
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Alt+0172 Alt+0172
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Please! Have murrcy on us!
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