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Dr. Ellie Lockhart. Republic serial villain.
Dr. Ellie Lockhart. Republic serial villain.
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Dr. Ellie Lockhart. Republic serial villain.

@BootlegGirl

PhD, Texas A&M, 2015. Software worker. Data nerd. My views are my own and never represent any employer.

Winona, MN, USA
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    1. Dr. Ellie Lockhart. Republic serial villain.‏ @BootlegGirl 14 Mar 2020

      SHEEV: KILL THE GIRL! END THE JEDI! BECOME WHAT YOUR GRANDFATHER ... ... ... VADER ... ... COULD NOT KYLO: thank you I forgot who my grandfather was until now, that explains my outfit and general life choices

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    2. Dr. Ellie Lockhart. Republic serial villain.‏ @BootlegGirl 14 Mar 2020

      REY: so last year, in an ironic subversion after my late mentor told me that my path wasn't all about lifting rocks, it turned out that in one specific situation I really did benefit from my skill at boulder mobilization REY:so the lesson I took from that is REY:always lift rocks

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    3. Dr. Ellie Lockhart. Republic serial villain.‏ @BootlegGirl 14 Mar 2020

      REY: I didn't finish the training course because Kylo was touching the Vader helmet and breathing heavily PILOT: hi, the Falcon hasn't arrived. Also I'm gay, this movie should be about me CARRIE FISHER: if I could record more voice over, I would agree

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    4. Dr. Ellie Lockhart. Republic serial villain.‏ @BootlegGirl 14 Mar 2020

      PILOT: Rey! Falcon's back! REY: Also you're gay PILOT: yes! In a more interesting movie I would replace you REY: but this movie sucks PILOT:on the upside I heard your relationship with Kylo is "just friends" REY:WHAT PILOT: it's canon! Just hets being jets PILOT: my wife is canon

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    5. Dr. Ellie Lockhart. Republic serial villain.‏ @BootlegGirl 14 Mar 2020

      REY: I HELD HANDS WITH HIM PILOT: *shrug* REY: I will KISS HIM after he RESURRECTS ME! PILOT: you know kids can get really confused by seeing different sexualities depicted PILOT: when you and Kylo get a bit older you can decide if it's romantic REY: HE'S 32!!!

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    6. Dr. Ellie Lockhart. Republic serial villain.‏ @BootlegGirl 14 Mar 2020

      PILOT: look I'm just saying people have had enough of you people reading in sexual stuff where it isn't there PILOT: anyway go over and talk with the other forced heteros on the Falcon, I'm gonna make out with my wife

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    7. Dr. Ellie Lockhart. Republic serial villain.‏ @BootlegGirl 14 Mar 2020

      POE, at meeting that evening: we've decoded the info from the First Order spy, and it confirms the worst *long pause as he directly mimics Alec Guinness rolling his eyes at dialogue in A New Hope* POE:Somehow REY:What POE:Somehow PILOT: I have a wife to sexually make out w Poe

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    8. Dr. Ellie Lockhart. Republic serial villain.‏ @BootlegGirl 14 Mar 2020

      POE: somehow LEIA: the Dark Side is very bad REY: Not now, recorded Leia REY: seriously what Poe POE: somehow... I can't say it FINN: you have to say it POE: by Grabthar's Hammer FINN: NOT THAT LINE

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    9. Dr. Ellie Lockhart. Republic serial villain.‏ @BootlegGirl 14 Mar 2020

      POE, dying inside: somehowpalpatinereturned ACKBAR JR.: impossible! He's dead VERY NERDY BACKGROUND GUY: well actually, I read Dark Empire and - REY: wait the Empire wasn't dark before NERDY GUY: look, dark science. Cloning. REY: those aren't answers NERD: HEARTBORN! SEVENTH SEE

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    10. Dr. Ellie Lockhart. Republic serial villain.‏ @BootlegGirl 14 Mar 2020

      POE: ok so look I know this is stupid but tactically it matters. He's been building something called the Final Order. The largest fleet the Galaxy has ever known PILOT: Poe, we currently have precisely one (1) light Corellian freighter. Why does that make a difference? POE: AAAAA

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      Dr. Ellie Lockhart. Republic serial villain.‏ @BootlegGirl 14 Mar 2020

      POE: in sixteen hours, the Emperor and his fleet begin attacks on all free worlds POE: the Galaxy is exactly sixteen hours across POE: ...anyway, I'm Poe Dameron, and today is the longest day of my life EVENTS OCCUR IN REAL TIME 15:59:59 15:59:58

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        2. Dr. Ellie Lockhart. Republic serial villain.‏ @BootlegGirl 14 Mar 2020

          REY: I'm going to the forbidden desert of Hexgarth POE: me too REY: I have to go alone FINN: alone with friends! REY: Finn, you realize you're not Adventure Time Finn POE: Rose, you coming? ROSE: no, unlike the rest of you I know I'm supposed to be practicing SOCIAL DISTANCING

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        3. Dr. Ellie Lockhart. Republic serial villain.‏ @BootlegGirl 14 Mar 2020

          LEIA, embracing Rey: Rey, never be afraid of who you are REY: Why would I be? LEIA: oh I didn't mean to say you should REY: Kind of seemed implied LEIA: I mean we have heterosexuals here. A lot of them! So it's okay! To be straight! LEIA: or very unrelatedly the child of a Sith

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        4. Dr. Ellie Lockhart. Republic serial villain.‏ @BootlegGirl 14 Mar 2020

          MEANWHILE KYLO REN: Ape Man, make me a helmet APE MAN:didn't you crush the last helmet I made for you in a fervent rejection of your whole aesthetic KYLO: that doesn't matter now. I feel like some universal force is telling me I need to be able to speak without my lips being seen

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        5. Dr. Ellie Lockhart. Republic serial villain.‏ @BootlegGirl 14 Mar 2020

          KYLO: General Hux, I sense unease. It's the mask right? Not the decapitated head I'm carrying? HUX: definitely, I have no reason to worry about that REASONABLE GENERAL GUY: but sir, these Sith Eternal seem creepy KYLO: they have Star Destroyers RGG: again, the Rebels have 1 SHIP

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        6. Dr. Ellie Lockhart. Republic serial villain.‏ @BootlegGirl 14 Mar 2020

          POE: 3P0, you sure we're at the right Podunk desert? 3P0: oh yes, Master Dameron. Master Luke left behind the exact coordinates of Space Burning Man, the only place to find secrets of Rey's past REY: What 3P0: I mean... The only place to find .. coordinates... I'll be going

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        7. Dr. Ellie Lockhart. Republic serial villain.‏ @BootlegGirl 14 Mar 2020

          REY: I really like Space Burning Man. You think we could score some spice? POE: why would you ask me that? REY: I just mean - POE: THIS UNIVERSE IS SUDDENLY MORE RACIST THAN IT ALREADY WAS

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        8. Dr. Ellie Lockhart. Republic serial villain.‏ @BootlegGirl 14 Mar 2020

          ALIEN: *doing a ritual with kid aliens* REY: 3P0, what's she saying? 3P0: she is telling them the history of their families 3P0: none of which are Palpatine ALIEN:zee goomba no sarkon 3P0: she is asking what your family name is, and notes she assumes it is not "PALPATINE" REY:yes

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        9. Dr. Ellie Lockhart. Republic serial villain.‏ @BootlegGirl 14 Mar 2020

          KYLO: speaking of Palpatine, i'm supposed to kill you for him. It's in my quest log REY: You'll probably just win the fight when I hit 1 HP and then we'll have a cutscene KYLO: yes. A steamy romantic one probably REY: I've been told we're just friends KYLO: whaaaat

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        10. Dr. Ellie Lockhart. Republic serial villain.‏ @BootlegGirl 14 Mar 2020

          REY: but no I mean what if the whole offering hands and Forcetiming and stuff was a healthy platonic relationship KYLO: ... REY: do we have to force the heterosexual agenda on everything? KYLO: I want to kiss you REY: but like, as a friend. A murder friend! It's natural!

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        11. Dr. Ellie Lockhart. Republic serial villain.‏ @BootlegGirl 14 Mar 2020

          KYLO: you! Female officer! Analyze these arts and crafts I stole from my girlfriend OFFICER: I think you're reading a sexual element in that's just not there KYLO: I'll kill you OFFICER: she's at Space Burning Man KYLO: excellent.

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        12. Dr. Ellie Lockhart. Republic serial villain.‏ @BootlegGirl 14 Mar 2020

          STORMTROOPER: I've found the Resistance fugitives, while blending in at Burning Man in my fascist armor that doesn't filter out smoke or its effec- *takes arrow to face* LANDO: quick, get in my very slow tank that I brought to Burning Man somehow

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        13. Dr. Ellie Lockhart. Republic serial villain.‏ @BootlegGirl 14 Mar 2020

          3P0: Rey, this is Lando Cal- REY: 3P0, I've seen the original trilogy! Shut up!

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        14. Dr. Ellie Lockhart. Republic serial villain.‏ @BootlegGirl 14 Mar 2020

          *chase begins* 3P0: Mistress Rey, it appears that the First Order have reinvented the wheel REY: I'm not sure what you mean POE: he means they re-invented wheels REY: were wheels ever invented to start with FINN: WHO CARES

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        15. Dr. Ellie Lockhart. Republic serial villain.‏ @BootlegGirl 14 Mar 2020

          Ok, I can't take any more of this movie for today. Will resume thread later

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        16. Dr. Ellie Lockhart. Republic serial villain.‏ @BootlegGirl 14 Mar 2020

          Existence is misery - Abrams taught me that

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        17. Dr. Ellie Lockhart. Republic serial villain.‏ @BootlegGirl 14 Mar 2020

          There's no possible way someone could know how to start a vehicle without a key besides being a secret drug dealer, especially not when they're a master behind the enemy lines spy

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        18. Dr. Ellie Lockhart. Republic serial villain.‏ @BootlegGirl 14 Mar 2020

          REY: look! It's the ship! The ship from my backstory! POE: distracted driving Rey! *speeder crashes and explodes* VOICEOVER:this has been a PSA brought to you by the Distracted Speeder Driving Association of the Galaxy. Even if it's your secret stupid backstory CHORUS:IT CAN WAIT

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        19. Dr. Ellie Lockhart. Republic serial villain.‏ @BootlegGirl 14 Mar 2020

          REY, sinking in quicksand with literally all her friends: BB8! My one friend who doesn't need to breath! NO! I AM CONCERNED FOR YOU IN PARTICULAR!

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        20. Dr. Ellie Lockhart. Republic serial villain.‏ @BootlegGirl 14 Mar 2020

          FINN: Rey, I have to tell you something before you die REY: I know, you're gay FINN: don't say it out loud, the idea is I never say it and then it remains deniable forever. Too late now. Guess I'll have to find a heterosexual love interest later in the movie

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        21. Dr. Ellie Lockhart. Republic serial villain.‏ @BootlegGirl 14 Mar 2020

          SNAP WEXLEY: hi Leia LEIA: the Force is with all of us SNAP: uh, well, I didn't ask, I was just having this entire scene so people remember I and Rose exist ROSE: I exist! LEIA: for the Horde! SNAP: ...what was that sound bite recorded for LEIA: require more vespene gas

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        22. Dr. Ellie Lockhart. Republic serial villain.‏ @BootlegGirl 14 Mar 2020

          EVERYONE: *pulls out flashlights,looks around carefully but with good illumination* REY: *ignites saber,squints at everything* POE: you know the advantage of a flashlight is you can aim the light at things REY: the advantage of the lightsaber is I can cut you if you don't shut up

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        23. Dr. Ellie Lockhart. Republic serial villain.‏ @BootlegGirl 14 Mar 2020

          3P0: look, everyone! It's the bones of the Sith loyalist we found out about 3 seconds ago! REY: I see a glowing quest item REY: ooh, a dagger! Not equippable as a weapon, must be really quest critical!

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        24. Dr. Ellie Lockhart. Republic serial villain.‏ @BootlegGirl 14 Mar 2020

          3P0: the location of the next item is on this dagger POE: and? 3P0: as a device constructed by a 9 year old, I am compliant with all Republic regulations and thus cannot translate it without another fetch quest

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        25. Dr. Ellie Lockhart. Republic serial villain.‏ @BootlegGirl 14 Mar 2020

          REY: look, a snake REY: It looks hurt. I'm going to heal it REY: that's right guys, Force Heal is a canon ability now. Bam! Canon worldbuilding done! Do you feel serviced, fans? POE: on the downside, we have a healthy giant snake now

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        26. Dr. Ellie Lockhart. Republic serial villain.‏ @BootlegGirl 14 Mar 2020

          KNIGHTS OF REN: here we are on Shit Desert #3 KNIGHTS OF REN: please note how we came in a transport KNIGHTS OF REN: *a* transport. One (1) transport KNIGHTS OF REN: OR DID WE

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        27. Dr. Ellie Lockhart. Republic serial villain.‏ @BootlegGirl 14 Mar 2020

          CHEWIE: raaa FINN: Rey's walking alone out into the desert? Why? We have to leave! POE: she has to film a badass scene for the trailer that has no real reason to be in the film FINN: Chewie, make her stop that! And if you get captured, make sure you get in the second transport!

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        28. Dr. Ellie Lockhart. Republic serial villain.‏ @BootlegGirl 14 Mar 2020

          REY: Oh, it's Kylo, flying at me REY: I'm going to pause here for convenient dialogue insertion. In case this were recorded and used in another context, like a trailer

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        29. Dr. Ellie Lockhart. Republic serial villain.‏ @BootlegGirl 14 Mar 2020

          REY: *slices wing off of TIE* KYLO: *crashes TIE* REY, psychically: Kylo, why did you do that? What did you expect to happen KYLO: I had to test you. To see if you were radical enough to slice the wing off my TIE.

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        30. Dr. Ellie Lockhart. Republic serial villain.‏ @BootlegGirl 14 Mar 2020

          REY: couldn't you have had one of your Knights fly the TIE then KYLO:even as a Dark Sider, the Knights of Ren are my students. I cherish them&would feel terrible if one were hurt,or worse,perished as a result of me REY:and if you were light side, even more so? KYLO: ...definitely

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        31. Dr. Ellie Lockhart. Republic serial villain.‏ @BootlegGirl 14 Mar 2020

          FINN: REY! REEEYYYYYY! REYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! Sorry, just trying out different inflections. Anyway, they got Chewie. He's on the one, singular transport that they have REY: I got this

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