My favorite was going or making food after she said she wasn't hungry. Then going back out 10 minutes after I got home to get her something because smelling my food made her hungry.
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The food and peeing is endless
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I started just getting her food anyway. And if she didn't want it (never happened) I could eat it.
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I eat the scraps Such is life Sip*
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Soon you'll be finishing scraps for two
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What does she want now?
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Wait you’re actually married and not an 18 year old high schooler?
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Yes, I'm actually married with 1 kid and one on the way. Sip*
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My apologies. I won’t ever question your sip consumption
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You're the one who peed in her, bro
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When my wife was pregnant with the first one I had to go into a movie theater and explain that i wasn’t here to see a movie but to buy the pretzel nuggets and cheese dipping sauce for my pregnant wife.
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