Good for you.
I'm all fucked up this morning.
Someone get me an IV filled with Monster and a bottle of aspirin.
Fucken millennials mowed the lawn crooked again, too
Where's my cigs?
... and why's there a stump where my pointer finger used to be?
Murrika, fuck yeah! 
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