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    9. pro 2019.

    You ask me for the time and notice my watch is actually a live shrimp hugging my wrist, he whispers “12:30” but he’s guesstimating as shrimps usually do

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    her: ugg boots really put Australia on the map me: no it’s always been there

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    prije 9 sati

    The Destination is the name of my Journey tribute band

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    you could tell me any fact about how dangerous animals are in australia and I’d believe you. they got vampire bees? of course they do. dogs don’t need a permit to carry a gun? I won’t even google it.

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    If the Baby Nut does not give up his stolen wealth I will drag him to the gallows myself.

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    2. velj

    invertebrate representation in the furry community seems very heavy on “bees with tits” and while I totally get it, I expected so much more

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    2. velj

    At this point, all I'm really looking for in life are more foods that I can put honey mustard on.

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    2. velj

    why does everything orcs make always look like shit. where are their artisans

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    2. velj

    Remember to rotate your organs every 6 months or so

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    14. sij

    women’s shower products be like “lock in moisture” and “rejuvenate pores,” while men’s are all “smell like hammer, you idiot”

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    9. lis 2019.

    I love seeing live bands. The dead ones just kind of lay there.

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    5. kol 2019.

    him: are you saying you could drive this time machine better than me me: look this isn’t the time or the place

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    30. sij

    this is an excellent time to exist if you love impenetrable forests of lies

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    22. sij

    if I were a goblin I wouldnt have a bedtime I would just have grubs and tunnels and an endless feeling of fulfillment

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    28. sij

    If you drill 6 holes in a hot dog you can play it like a flute. You shouldn't, though.

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    1. velj

    pleased to announce that i've chosen to combine 2 of my passions, being goth & ventriloquism, with a 3rd: being unable to support myself financially

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    20. sij

    salsa is a salad you eat with a chip. thx for reading.

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    20. sij

    do not let a horse trick you into co-signing for a gun. it's going to commit crimes

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    31. sij

    My brain: Ok, the door says “PUSH”. I should push it Still my brain: That can’t possibly be fucking right

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    30. sij

    No one will find you if you hide beneath a pile of beetles. No one rummages in the beetle pile.

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