Julieanne SmolinskiVerified account

@BoobsRadley

i write for tv and magazines. i want to be your boyfriend.

Los Angeles, CA
Joined April 2009

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  1. I can't act, but I have successfully pretended I was "just kiddin'" every time someone didn't want to split the spinach and artichoke dip.

  2. This film just re-destroyed me. Watch it if you haven't.

  3. Put Kathryn Hahn in everything.

  4. A pretty fun way to be single is to treat anyone who asks you out like the Wet Bandits from "Home Alone."

  5. Soft and gentle reminder to temper every five minutes you spend being helplessly angry with twenty of being willfully kind.

  6. People revere Woody Allen and dismiss Nora Ephron like "That symptom is fucking my wife" isn't better than any line in his last best film.

  7. It's like you turn 30 and EVERY guy you meet is suddenly terrified by commitment and surprise mid-sexual-intercourse Tom Brokaw impressions.

  8. I've been seeing a therapist for a year now, and I can honestly say: I just want that hot couple who sees her right after me to be happy.

  9. Every room is an "escape room" if you're in it with people who want to do an "escape room."

  10. My grandpa asked me if I'm "still alone" at my uncle's funeral this week. I'd be mad, but I have to give it to him: that is metal as hell.

  11. My lovely ladies. (Agree that this season was extremely fun but now I need 100 naps.)

  12. Why not try rebranding the clumsy, nervous handjob as a "sly homage to the now-classic handjobs of the '90s."

  13. Thanks for making me relive the painful memory of losing my first seven babysitting jobs for leaving "Showgirls" in the VCR.

  14. Sexuality may infinitely mutable but I think we can all vote yes on those vertical eyebrow hairs on either side of the nose

  15. Just in case you missed this thing of beauty my cool uncle Denis did...

  16. When he calls you a pussy but you've seen him reawaken a mature woman's sexuality with a fistful of wildflowers

  17. My early review of "Suicide Squad" :

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