However, if you or I were to come across national security information & release it publicly in a Wikileaks type manner we'd likely be treated like Julian Assange. #auspol
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Looks like Simon Benson & Geoff Chambers & thereby News Corp had inside knowledge of the Morrison govt all along. Dr Keiran Hardy said apparent leaks would not be prosecuted in practice as they were “part and parcel of politics and journalism”. #auspol
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You can hurl your own waste at Chris Kenny though. (Was once in a storm delay out of Brisbane & the Ashes were on and the QF club staff said they weren't allowed to put a single TV on the cricket. Sky Noos 100%. A woman near me said "I HATE cricket but it'd be better than this.")
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They have Sky on in the Qantas Club toilets? That's inhumane!
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The Australian government keeps saying that its own projections show a 35% drop in emissions by 2030 (relative to 2005).
It's a lie. I will quickly explain how it's crafted, because it's really important.
Time, my friends, for a 'lil thread twitter.com/KetanJ0/status
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Christ, why does everything have to be minis these days? What’s wrong with standees or wooden cubes?
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See rest of thread but this one nails it
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The disgust comes both at the intellectual slackness and inherent dishonesty of the both sides approach. Arguing that there are "different realities" is the antithesis of making an objective effort to support the truth.
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The one who "Rises" is the hero.
"The Brandon Menance" was RIGHT THERE. How are you *this* bad at this? ALL the dorklords who made "Hating the red-poster Star Wars movie specifically!" their entire personality are in YOUR voting bloc now - ask one of them 🤣
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BREAKING: Disney+ just released the poster for their newest star wars series
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Perrotet says “We can’t go on mandating public health measures”.
I say: WHY NOT?
We mandate traffic rules, no smoking rules, security rules on planes, etc etc.
WHY can’t we go on mandating rules designed to suppress Covid transmission, sickness, deaths, & Long Covid?
Tell me why?
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I think these people are not angry because they are silenced/cancelled. Factually, they are not - they dominate Australia media. They are mad because more people don't take their views as automatically relevant or important. They no longer enjoy the privilege of assumed authority
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May I also get a front page, a show on TV, a radio program, to complain about being silenced and cancelled?
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It's increible how much literal greenwashing there is. These exhaust stacks wouldn't be necessary in a city that isn't fully reliant on private cars, or combustion transport.
Covering it in a bunch of obviously doomed plants instead of addressing the root problem is wild
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Public art triumph or tragedy? The exhaust stacks set to divide Sydney smh.com.au/national/nsw/p
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Why is changing position on the Stage 3 tax cuts a giant threat to his credibility, but backing an objectively awful policy not?
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"If Albanese wanted to repeal or change the tax cuts, he would have the Senate numbers to do so, with the Greens and Pocock. But trashing an election pledge would have major implications for his credibility," writes MICHELLE GRATTAN. citynews.com.au/2022/should-al
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We are opening up new fossil fuel ventures so Tanya is not being honest. This is denial and neglect happening right here by this government right now. We are not playing our part at all.
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We know tackling climate change and reversing environmental decline are global problems - they require global solutions.
I want to make it clear that Australia is determined to play our part and be a leader. The years of denial and neglect are over.
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A sampling of Exxon Twitter ad buys, both captured in the last few minutes, both rather misleading.
No, hydrogen cars aren't the future.
And nope, net-zero "from operated assets," I'm afraid, isn't it either. Pretty much ignores why you operate these assets in the first place.
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The geniuses over at Cloudflare thought "hey, what if we did carbon offsets but for hate content?" This is beyond depraved.
It would be as if they did business with the KKK while donating to the NAACP.
#CloudflareProtectsTerrorists
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A majority of Alaska voters wanted anyone but Palin, and that’s what they got.
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60% of Alaska voters voted for a Republican, but thanks to a convoluted process and ballot exhaustion—which disenfranchises voters—a Democrat "won."
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since reps for the unemployed were excluded from #JobsSummit, i just want to reiterate that if govt are serious about addressing barriers to work, they will move to #abolishmutualobligations 🧵
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We asked our staff and volunteers to share their favourite vagina songs, and over the next few weeks we'll share some #VaginaBops.
To inaugurate, here is every vagina slang in the Bloodhound Gang's 2005 euphemism-laden Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo, rated
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The nature of the APS has changed so much that it now serves as a machine to facilitate political interests of ministers rather than the Australian people. The willingness of public servants to to provide ‘frank & fearless advice’ - if it ever existed - has been abandoned 7/
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This is what the voters want and aren’t getting.
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This is what we will have if you let Ranked Choice Voting and Independent Redistricting Commissions into your state.
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Can’t ignore an offer to earn more millions. Can ignore the fact the money comes from a regime using you & your fellow millionaire golfers to distract from the fact it conducts mass public executions, kills journalists, flogs gay people & treats women as minors.
Got it, Cam.
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Just watched a video of a guy resurfacing an anvil so I guess I’m bingeing blacksmithing YouTube for the next month
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🔥Jacqui Lambie on Climate Bill: “I'm not asking Labor to spend any new money or make any new commitments. I'm asking it to just tell us what it's doing, and what effect it's going to have on our greenhouse gas emissions. That's a pretty simple ask.”
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A small target did, just, manage to win them the election (although I think they could have won bigger with an actual bold vision). But now you are in you need to actually govern. If you just keep letting shit things happens because you "inherited it" you will quickly be blamed.
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I really think Anthony Albanese is making the same mistake as Tony Abbott in that he thinks he should have the same strategy in Government as he did in Opposition. #auspol
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Labor party to jobseekers: below the poverty line, fuck you, can’t afford it
Labor party to people on $200000: here is a tax cut
Jobseekers and everyone who isn’t a Labor stooge: wtf
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If the labor party can’t sell getting rid of tax cuts for the rich then they should probably just be honest with themselves and hook up with the liberals.
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Sorry to piss on everyone’s chips but THE IPCC SPECIFICALLY SAID WE CANNOT AFFORD TO OPEN UP MORE FOSSIL FUEL VENTURES IF WE WANT A LIVEABLE PLANET. There really was no ambiguity there.
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Labor voted for Morrison’s stage three tax cuts in 2019. You did not inherit them , you voted for them as did . Only voted against them. Now everyone is pretending otherwise. #auspol
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I need someone to explain to me why it’s always “if you can’t pay rent, buy fewer lattes and avocado toasts” and not “if you can’t pay your employees a living wage, buy fewer yachts and real estate”.
Explain it to me like I’m in kindergarten.
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💯 the ALP are clowning around and it is deeply insulting. The country voted in - demanded - action on climate change.
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I know about it and I say it’s not even a short term solution, and yes it is a financial instrument and a hollow one at that. The insult comes because the ALP knows that and thinks we will all fall for it, while paying cleanup costs after their oil co backers. Fuck these people.
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You don't persuade or argue with the moronic shitgibbons that make up Australia's fundamentally broken boardroom culture.
You give them a pat on the head and a biscuit, then ram 350 pages of IR legislation up their clacker and tell them to fuckin' deal with it.
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ANTHONY “I GREW UP IN PUBLIC HOUSING” ALBANESE JUST REFERRED TO JOBSEEKER RECIPIENTS AS “A BURDEN ON THE WELFARE SYSTEM” #npc
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i am sorry i know i have already posted this but this is so dang funny. an actual person used their their melted devil brain and WROTE THIS to make a point. this is a real post of an actual thought
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I mean thats because they usually have been. The communists in Spain fought Franco. The communists in Italy fought Mussolini. The communists in the USSR fought the Tsar and Hitler. The communists in Cuba fought Bautista. The communists in Chile fought Pinochet. So...
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This “argument” - basically: it can’t be fascism if it’s supported by more than just a few irrelevant fringe figures - is not only historically illiterate, but also indicative of how pervasive the dogma of white innocence is, how severely it distorts the discourse.
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