I went on sales calls today and so one of the managers took me to this African bar/restaurant. There was this woman there and he and her started chopping it up over their shared vegan/vegetarian habits. Y’all know ppl love showing their asses.
When she was a child a man basically exposed himself to her and her friends. He went to jail. She proceeds to tell us this story in detail and then says... “That nigga had the biggest dick I ever seen in my life. I had to find him on Facebook to let him know I’m still here.”pic.twitter.com/o24glaijqg
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I know y’all weren’t expecting that to be the point of the story. But it is. An African man bought me a drink though and the goat soup was divine.
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MY FACE EXACTLY
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I literally asked for the check and my manager started laughing. WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT?!
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you're better than me. bc i'm good for recommending therapy to strangers!
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I was so taken aback. I’ve literally never heard something like that in my life.
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TRULY. My mouth is still open! I want to know her zodiac sign. LOL
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I should’ve asked! She was very extra. Vegetarian. Very opinionated but playful. Hopping in and out of conversations with anybody. But had an old coach bag.
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I died.
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What else can you do, bae?
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Shake the shit outta her lol
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Goodnight. Day over.
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Help
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ok, this took a turn i wasn’t expecting.
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I’m still processing. Am confuse.
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