I’m probably 90% over men.
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I am just getting my taste back. I’ve had a double illness for the past TWO WEEKS. I have not had an appetite since Tuesday of this week. This man makes spaghetti. I go in the kitchen to get salt and what do I see?
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I see the utensils that he used to serve our dishes on the cutting board he used to cut the chicken. No he did not wash the RAW CHICKEN OFF.
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I ask for clarification on where the utensils had been before I proceed to freak the fuck out because CROSS CONTAMINATION. I am met with dismissal. Men do not deserve to be here.
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I am eating guacamole for dinner rather than salmonella spaghetti. Keep me in your prayers.
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Men, your days are numbered.
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