Bro. The Bible said he was right with her. They did it together. He was being a nigga and let her test it first cuz he wanted to see what would happen after she ate it. Nothing happened so the nigga ate it. Then god found out. Lolhttps://twitter.com/handsomeanheavy/status/941086726671433728 …
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The Bible clearly says “who was with her” so Niggas could NEVER be like “ohhhh eve was out here being a hoe without her Nigga eating apples and shit.” Nawl. That Nigga was messy as fuck with her.
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And tbh nothing even happened when Eve ate the apple. It was AFTER Adam ate it, shit start popping off. Lesson? Niggas can’t do what bad bitches do.
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Eve could’ve done all the sinning she wanted. God would’ve forgiven her. For bad bitches only.
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Funniest part of that story is how god was just perusing through the garden if Eden. Looking at all his bomb ass creations, and these Niggas being scary as fuck in the bushes.
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God: “why you niggas hiding? Y’all scared?” Adam: “nawlllll we just naked is all...” God: “WHO SED DAT?!”
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God: “y’all niggas ate from the tree I told y’all not to, didn’t you?” Adam: “NAHHHH THE BITCH. THE BITCH SABOTAGED ME!” God to Eve: “you did WHAT?!?!”
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Eve: “you put a snake here bruh. Snakes gonna snake.” God to them: “everything you Niggas touch gonna fail... toodles bitches” God really a petty bitch who lives for drama.
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Y’all know Eve ain’t even have a name until AFTER they were cast out of the garden. They just keep referring to her as “The Woman”. Like damn bitch, SAY HER NAME.
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God people when he went back and told em he had to kick Adam out of Eden and how he knows of good & evil like thempic.twitter.com/l1DhVTSJEa
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