Bro. The Bible said he was right with her. They did it together. He was being a nigga and let her test it first cuz he wanted to see what would happen after she ate it. Nothing happened so the nigga ate it. Then god found out. Lolhttps://twitter.com/handsomeanheavy/status/941086726671433728 …
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God: “y’all niggas ate from the tree I told y’all not to, didn’t you?” Adam: “NAHHHH THE BITCH. THE BITCH SABOTAGED ME!” God to Eve: “you did WHAT?!?!”
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Eve: “you put a snake here bruh. Snakes gonna snake.” God to them: “everything you Niggas touch gonna fail... toodles bitches” God really a petty bitch who lives for drama.
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Y’all know Eve ain’t even have a name until AFTER they were cast out of the garden. They just keep referring to her as “The Woman”. Like damn bitch, SAY HER NAME.
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God people when he went back and told em he had to kick Adam out of Eden and how he knows of good & evil like thempic.twitter.com/l1DhVTSJEa
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