I knew the Bible had tea, but GOLLYYYYY.
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I just did a google. So. There was a shawty named Susanna. She was bathing in her garden and had sent her servants away.
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These two thirsty Niggas show up (in the Bible thirsty Niggas called “lecherois voyeurs”) talmbout “if you don’t fuck me and my bro...
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we finna tell errrrbody that you came out here for a dick appointment!” Susanna was a real bitch and was like “fuck all that, bye uglies!”
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Lecherous*
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So of course these no pussy getting niggas go through with the blackmail against my good sis and they arrest her tryna put her to death.
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Until a REAL nigga named Daniel came up like “y’all deadass about to put this fine woman to death?! Y’all know Niggas lie ON THEY DICKS!”
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So the niggas in the court were like “true. Niggas DO lie on they dicks! Let’s cross examine these niggas just to be sure.” So they start.
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These two headass niggas couldn’t agree which tree she was gonna get the dick at. There were 3 trees. The end up killing BOFUHDEM.
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I just wanna know why the good story of niggas being put to death because they’re trash to women was left out? The Bible already long.
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That is a timeless lesson of not lying on your dick and it will forever be relevant.
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