Take me to dinner first, Ms. Paltrow.
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I just have to stand up and salute that deadline
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Only $135?
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Asspresso?
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1) That's a horrific waste of coffee. 2) Hopefully you're supposed to let it cool a little first...
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With a Preparation H sandwich, delicious.
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What do you mean she wants me to? Is there any other way to ingest coffee but through a butthole?
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Why doesn't she squirt coffee up her asshole? That would be fine with me.
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I'd do this for anyone for £10. And I'll brew my own coffee.
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