If Texas is going to refuse things from Canada maybe it's not too late for them to send back Ted Cruz
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Do y'all remember that story about the drowning man that asked God for help and turned down all the lifeboats that came to rescue him...
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...because he said "God will save me!" and God's like my dude this is how I'm saving you, and then he drowned. Because he was an ass.
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Get the word out! I'm sure all the flood victims will appreciate his decision on their behalf.
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Take away his paycheck and have him live off of prayers.
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Someone with Photoshop.... I feel like this guy's face could take up even LESS of his head.
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We tend to elect the deranged around here.
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----> Poor Ignorant Bastards --> *PRAYER* ! ? ! ? --> God Didn't Know There Was A F$&king Hurricane
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---> Almost As Ridiculous As Osteen Not Knowing He Should Open His Doors
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I'm saying prayers the bozo will be tarred and feathered out of office
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But texas deserves it.
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Can't get funding from FEMA to pass out to contractors if your citizens are getting actual aid already!
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Also, gotta get that B-roll footage for Trump's TragedyTour™ sequel!
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