May be better if it won't let you out unless you WASH YOUR HANDS properly
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I'm just gonna shit on their floor and wipe my ass on the wall
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Oh. It was YOU at the Burger King down street last night!

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No doubt, it's how I roll
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I'm pretty sure every anus has a unique pattern of lines and creases. I think they're scanning the wrong end.
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Lots of dirty butts
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What does your face have to do with it?
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You'd think they'd want to scan something else. Do you wipe your face with TP?
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