should be "idiots stock fireworks on shelves at WalMart" then "more idiots ignite them" and "another idiot shows up with camera"
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The real stupid part is messing with Walmart - these guys should start lubing their butts up right now....
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I guess Arizona doesn't have forests. Obvious solution is to not sell them.
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Those are theoretically small-scale fireworks, but nothing's small scale if you've got enough of them in one place.
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