“@BoingBoing: Newts can travel the equivalent of 36 miles just to shag”
Bae: come over
Newt: I'm a newt
Bae: my parents aren't home
Newt: 

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@BoingBoing they serve divorce papers to their wife after cancer surgery. Oops, got my Newts confused...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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