@BoingBoing @NSSteph "its slobbery mouth clutched a twitching fairy penguin." i'm dead
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@shegeekshow@BoingBoing I felt like slow clapping through the entirety of reading those. - 1 more reply
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@BoingBoing@echidnabot I always vote for Wilbur Smith. I'm pretty sure the man has never actually had sex. His descriptions are ridiculous. -
@HorrorHoneys@BoingBoing Clinical and yet disturbing.
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@NimBurgin “@BoingBoing: Here's this year's short list for the Bad Sex Fiction Award. http://boingboing.net/2014/11/12/who-should-win-this-years-ba.html … pic.twitter.com/e61RwTtHGe”
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@BoingBoing@xeni *That poor virgin, having to take his caged beast on her first time.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@BoingBoing@xeni Wow. Those are really bad.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@BoingBoing@xeni These are actually published books? And to think I've been slacking on sending in my manuscript cause it wasn't "perfect"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@BoingBoing@xeni Priceless. Reading that makes me melt.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@BoingBoing ARGH. Some are REALLY bad it hurts.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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