Hmm. When I make stool, I usually just sit on the shitter and grimace for a minute or two. Much easier and no weird aftertaste.
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i make all my stool by chewing things with my teeth
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Wait. What kind of stool?
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One the dietician will find disturbing to diagnose. "Normally I tell people they need to eat more fibre..."
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So its come to this.
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For all the metrosexuals who have dulled their axes beyond repair by shaving their faces with them.
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Is the joke here that it has a lot of fiber?
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Just because you saw Mr & Mrs Beaver and the beaver kits doing this doesn't mean you should. Their teeth keep growing, they need to chew. Yours don't, and you don't
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Loads of fiber
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Follow-up question: what do I use to artificially masticate my food now that I’ve worn my teeth down to creepy little nubs by using them as woodworking tools?
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Wait for April 1st for this shit.
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Stool of Repentance
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Now THATS a headline I just can't get behind.
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