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    Boing Boing‏Verified account @BoingBoing Oct 25

    How to make a stool by chewing the wood with your teeth https://boingboing.net/2018/10/25/how-to-make-a-stool-by-chewing.html …pic.twitter.com/J1WlDIVcuT

    1:08 PM - 25 Oct 2018
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    18 replies 5 retweets 15 likes
      1. Dutch‏ @ChiefBowser Oct 25
        Replying to @BoingBoing

        Hmm. When I make stool, I usually just sit on the shitter and grimace for a minute or two. Much easier and no weird aftertaste.

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      2. Andrea Kuszewski  🧠‏Verified account @AndreaKuszewski Oct 25
        Replying to @BoingBoing

        Hard pass

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      3. (((Jonathan Lee)))‏ @iamlejo Oct 25
        Replying to @AndreaKuszewski @BoingBoing

        Noice

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      1. me, a genius:‏ @benadamx Oct 25
        Replying to @BoingBoing

        i make all my stool by chewing things with my teeth

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      2. Chris Gentle‏ @crgentle Oct 25
        Replying to @BoingBoing

        Wait. What kind of stool?

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      3. David Bofinger‏ @BofingerDavid Oct 25
        Replying to @crgentle @BoingBoing

        One the dietician will find disturbing to diagnose. "Normally I tell people they need to eat more fibre..."

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      1. 2020 🌊Register & VOTE! 🗳️‏ @iblockmagats Oct 25
        Replying to @BoingBoing

        https://youtu.be/GNcLxQMzyJk 

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      1. Beatnik‏ @RDeihm Oct 25
        Replying to @BoingBoing

        So its come to this.

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      1. Michael Tiemann‏ @Mdtiemann64 Oct 25
        Replying to @BoingBoing

        For all the metrosexuals who have dulled their axes beyond repair by shaving their faces with them.

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      1.  ❄️(Literally)Under(the)Cover Asian  ❄️‏Verified account @geesubay Oct 25
        Replying to @BoingBoing

        Why.

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      1. Ward Q. Normal‏ @WardQNormal Oct 25
        Replying to @BoingBoing

        Is the joke here that it has a lot of fiber?

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      1. SCOTT DEYAGER‏ @ScottDeYager Oct 25
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        "Stay in your lane, asshole!"pic.twitter.com/ZgRgWbnTtC

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      1. Jeff Swett‏ @swettjc Oct 25
        Replying to @BoingBoing

        Just because you saw Mr & Mrs Beaver and the beaver kits doing this doesn't mean you should. Their teeth keep growing, they need to chew. Yours don't, and you don't

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      1.  🌒J isn't going away‏ @paraempathetic Oct 25
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        No.

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      1. Gen JC Christian, Dude‏ @JC_Christian Oct 25
        Replying to @BoingBoing

        Loads of fiber

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      1. The Babadook of Earl‏ @Go_Robot_Go Oct 25
        Replying to @BoingBoing

        Follow-up question: what do I use to artificially masticate my food now that I’ve worn my teeth down to creepy little nubs by using them as woodworking tools?

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      1. 2020 🌊Register & VOTE! 🗳️‏ @iblockmagats Oct 25
        Replying to @BoingBoing

        Wait for April 1st for this shit.

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      1. Neil Canham #FBPE‏ @NeilCanham Oct 25
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        Stool of Repentance

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      1. ActuallyMaxton‏ @ActuallyMaxton Oct 25
        Replying to @BoingBoing

        Now THATS a headline I just can't get behind.

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      1. 𝐒𝐜𝐨𝐭𝐭 𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐫‏ @Scott_Beamer Oct 25
        Replying to @BoingBoing

        𝐒𝐜𝐨𝐭𝐭 𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐫 Retweeted 𝐒𝐜𝐨𝐭𝐭 𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐫

        https://twitter.com/Scott_Beamer/status/1055553742274088960?s=19 …

        𝐒𝐜𝐨𝐭𝐭 𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐫 added,

        𝐒𝐜𝐨𝐭𝐭 𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐫 @Scott_Beamer
        I'd rather just sit on the toilet. 🚽 https://twitter.com/BoingBoing/status/1055551735350075393 …
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