Someone tweeted me a picture of a shirt that says COFFEE in some metal-ass font and I was like wow how on brand can you fucking get
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Replying to @dexbonus
So they inform me it's from Target and I think "fuck I gotta go NO MATTER THE COST"
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I drive straight to Target literally just to get this stupid shirt that panders to me in such a flagrant way I'm almost offended
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I look EVERYWHERE. Men's, women's, even like, baby children section like where the fuck is this shirt I can't just LEAVE
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I've been to every graphic tees section (to be fair there are a lot) and start to think "wow maybe we just didn't stock this shirt"
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I'm leaving the store and I glance to the side and SEE THE SHIRT IN AN ABANDONED CART AND I FUCKED GASPED LIKE I WAS HAVING A HEATT ATTACK
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