pretend you're talking on the phone with her and just say "Hey Vic, I got that drink you asked me to get you" loudly??
*how do I work in that this Starbucks drink order is for my girlfriend so they don't judge me like they so are rn?* 
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"HELLO VIC WHO IS A GIRL"
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"HELLO YES I DO NOT HAVE A VAGINA BUT MY SUPER REAL GIRLFRIEND WHO DEFINITELY EXISTS DOES"
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when you go to finish your order, look at your phone intently & say, "Ok, I think I got everything for her...yeah, that's it" :P
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