100% of the time I go through LAS the TSA stops me JUST to rub my dick. This time was by far the most invasive.
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He stops me "anything in your front pockets?" I check I'm like no... He's like "You sure? Check the screen."
Screen has a big yellow spot on my junk. I said "I promise you that's my junk" he goes "well I've gotta check"
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This is the part where he legit gives me an over the pants handy, like works the shaft and everything, then he reaches INTO MY WAISTBAND.
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Welp I hope he found what he wanted. Thanks for making me feel safe. Also they took Vikki's $70 hair spray. Really feeling the freedom
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