I told my parents I'd be staying over for the weekend and without missing a beat my dad goes "Rates went up you know" so that's the type of crotchety wittiness I'm up against
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I told my grandma I was staying Christmas eve and Christmas night and shes rolling out the red carpet for me. Clearly Benevanto Italians are better.
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my mother's the Sicilian one. She's a different storyhttps://twitter.com/BobWulff/status/1204883549943484416 …
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Bob Wulff Σ੧(❛□❛✿) @BobWulff
I came home to get some things and my mom gave me 3 tubs of chili and some spaghetti to take back. I carefully squeezed it into my luggage but I dropped my luggage taking it out of the car.
So now I’m playing Schrodinger’s chili. pic.twitter.com/N0bOc4I26e
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