I told my grandma I was staying Christmas eve and Christmas night and shes rolling out the red carpet for me. Clearly Benevanto Italians are better.
I told my parents I'd be staying over for the weekend and without missing a beat my dad goes "Rates went up you know" so that's the type of crotchety wittiness I'm up against
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my mother's the Sicilian one. She's a different storyhttps://twitter.com/BobWulff/status/1204883549943484416 …
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Wait till he hits you with the "Talk to you in the next decade"
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I came back from my first semester of college and before I could go and take a shower my dad said, "You know, we saved over $80 on the water bill since you left?"
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good luck
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So this is the source of your humor
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That's what happens when you move here. Your parents hate you
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