Could've just went with Bob "Up B" Wulff
A lot of my friends are getting married this year and I always respond to the RSVP with a self appointed nickname. These include: • Bob "The Long Dog" Wulff • Bob "Power Hog" Wulff • Bob "The Pussy Crusher" Wulff • Bob "Two-Chicks-Same-Time" Wulff
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I was going to but I didn't wanna be "the video game guy" lol
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I wanted to put something like that on the envelope but I’m not allowed
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One of these is on your RSVP lol
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Bob “Hot Dog Champ” Wulff
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Bob "my balls are only blue because I'm a sonic fan" wulff Bob "hey wait come back, I was kidding!" wulff Bob "I put the wiz in Quiznos" wulff
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Once at a meeting while working at Best Buy and my manager said, "We want to make you all experts so you can get a personalized title under your name tag like 'Apple Expert' or something" I raised my hand and said, "Can mine say 'Sex Machine' under my name?"
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Fiction writer I see...
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Bob "Falcon Main" Wulff
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