It’s early Monday morning. Quiet bleeds through an empty office. You enter the bathroom & find an infinite stretch of dark. The motion sensors don’t notice you. You raise both your arms slowly. Dim light cuts the black, growing brighter and brighter. In this moment, you are god.
Replying to @MikeVentimiglia
I thought the infinite stretch of black was going to be a skid mark.
6:35 AM - 3 Jun 2019
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