I read that as “I shit in my jeans with my shoes on” haha
I sit in my jeans with my shoes on BECAUSE I want to at least create the ILLUSION that I'm leaving the house at some point.https://twitter.com/Asivrs/status/1112129610542731264 …
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i do that too
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I do the opposite of that. I want to create the illusion that I could be inside forever
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It's lie I tell myself a few days a week. "I better put on some pants and a clean shirt. I may end up going out." I'm not going out....
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I sit in my underwear covered in Doritos.. hanging onto your every word!!!
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You say you’re going to leave the house... Pokémon Go says that’s a lie you’ve told yourself a lot.
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