I tried honking my motorcycle horn at a goose once, and it charged my bike. I'm convinced they're just rage covered in feathers.
I laugh every single time geese cross the street. Because it’s like, here’s a 2 ton piece of machinery, rendered completely immobile by a family of geese who couldn’t care less
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YEAH. I live next to a park and many times have had to put the car in park and just chill while a duck decides which side of the street it wants to go.
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Not caring will always trump giant death machines.
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