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Wolfie
@BlueWoolWolf
Wolf, Bi/Ace Enby, 21. Aspiring artist. Still new to twitter. I like anime, robots, mythology, comics, and animals!
Joined November 2017

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Musk is a trust fund man baby who throws fits when criticized. He is a billionaire who doesnt give a shit about people and abuses his employees. Free Speech isn't real on this app, if my tweets go missing because I talked about his dirty secrets don't be surprised
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My names Elon Musk and I tried to sue the man who revealed my factories dangerous working conditions for 167 million bucks! I also took stocks from any Unionized workers at my company!
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My names Elon Musk and I thought firing most of Twitters Cybersecurity was a great idea before making a subscription plan that keeps records of people's credit and debit card info
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My names Elon Musk and I killed a subway project in California to make a crappier version of a subway that takes less people, still has traffic jams, and is exclusively only for tesla people.
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My names Elon Musk and I take my employees ideas and suggestions, fire them, and then use their ideas to make myself look smarter than I actually am! I'm going to make tweets longe- what do you mean twitlonger exists?
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My Names Elon Musk and my terrible cars have caused the deaths of 30 people because the batteries keep exploding. What's that, people could die during my insane Mars Mission idea? Oh well! People can just die then.
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My names Elon Musk and I've never made a single product I'm selling. I just stole tesla from Eberhard and then fired him. I took PayPal from Peter Thiel and then did such a bad job I was overthrown by my employees
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It’s WRONG that the McMinn County BOE in TN banned Maus, a Pulitzer Prize winning graphic novel about the Holocaust that's taught so many about this horrific time in history! Join me & sign the petition to tell them: lift the ban NOW!