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@BlueStoned

I hate decorative pillows.

Joined April 2009

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  1. Jan 1
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  2. Jan 1

    Just called. They said I’m definitely not canceled. What’s going on? Did you personally cancel me?

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  3. Jan 1

    Contact me. Stop being suckers before I start tagging corporate so sponsors

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  4. Jan 1

    My colleagues are all getting to town on time. This is strictly an international issue I guess.

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  5. 7 Dec 2018

    VULFPECK /// Half of the Way (feat. Theo Katzman) via

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  6. 18 Nov 2018

    If kids could raise themselves, I’d definitely have one for my collection of life experiences.

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  7. 28 Oct 2018

    On a busy Sunday afternoon at , I made it from uber to gate is 13mins. I really should teach classes on managing crowded social distress.

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  8. 23 Oct 2018

    I spend a lot of time everyday contemplating how I can pester my dog while he’s trying to relax.

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  9. 25 Sep 2018

    Nothing better than snuggling in bed with fresh clean well fluffed bedding.

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  10. 22 Sep 2018

    Guy rule: the sweatier and more disheveled a guy looks, the better he has to smell to not be a wook.

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  11. 22 Sep 2018

    movement is complicated. Sometimes people misread signals and it’s awkward for one party. Sometimes a married man begs you repeatedly to have sex with him. Honestly, big difference. Figure it out.

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  12. 26 Jun 2018

    The hardest part about being an adult is dealing with the cable company.

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  13. Retweeted

    Have you visited the Flatirons Vista trailhead? Access various trails with stunning views of the Flatirons in the distance.

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  14. 1 Jun 2018

    Win Tickets To The String Cheese Incident With Jj Grey & Mofro

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  15. 1 Jun 2018

    Win Tickets To Sylvan Esso With Hippo Campus

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  16. 1 Jun 2018

    Win Tickets To Westword Music Showcase

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  17. 1 Jun 2018

    Win Tickets To Ryan Adams With First Aid Kit

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  18. 18 May 2018

    Can’t wait to see . make this happen for me. Pleaseeeeee. You da best!

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  19. Retweeted
    15 Apr 2018

    41 percent of Americans surveyed didn't know what Auschwitz was. That included 66 percent of millennials.

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  20. Retweeted
    2 Mar 2018

    I am so glad this is finally being directly addressed head on by the CEO of Twitter. Every CEO needs to take responsibility for leadership of their platform like this. Especially as AI becomes stronger.

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