Naomi

@Blacktress

Comedian. Writer for S2 & S3 of . Co-cat parent with . My half hour special airs FRIDAY OCTOBER 14th at midnight!

New York, NY
Joined January 2009

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  2. .: Do I have to wear a costume? Me: I have wigs for those w/o Her: Yas give me a lacefront Me: I would never share a lacefront

  3. If I start one more sentence with "I was telling my therapist..." I'm gonna kill myself. Happy Halloween!

  4. Comedian Friends of Single People this Weds at . SIX COUPLES HAVE FORMED FROM THIS EVENT. SIGN UP!

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  5. To be driving through my neighborhood at the end of a 5-hour bus ride is hurting my heart y'all.

  6. Bus is driving through Harlem, just rolled three blocks from my house and I have to go down to the stop on 27th Street. I can't cope!

  7. With just 45 mins left in our ride to NYC stopped at a rest stop for nearly an hour with no explanation. Bolt Bus for life!

  8. "Diane Keaton was the Taraji P Henson of 'Because I Said So' cause no one else mattered in that movie." - It's so good to reconnect

  9. "Not just saying this, but I loved your fiancée." - a guy to me after finished performing at (cc: )

  10. "I am not like other bolt bus drivers. I do NOT drive with noise. I should not be able to hear any of you." Oh lawd, it's gonna be a doozy!

  11. No one told me there is an episode of The Ghost Whisperer guest starring Mary J. Blige as a cheerleading coach. Cannot cope.

  12. A white woman just asked me but her a piece of cornbread. Shit is real out here, y'all. (I bought it for her)

  13. Boston! I'm performing at Launch Party Tues, 10/25 with & ! Tickets: 

  14. Gluten-free pizza crust tastes like how undecided voters must feel.

  15. Why do candidates get comps to debates? Do they get paid in drink tickets, too?

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