Bitchuation

@Bitchuation

born, left home. confused.

Joined April 2011

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  1. Dusting off the Lucky Shooting Shoes, purchased pre-HAYWIRE...

  2. Oh, and I saw this today: a man texting while driving a FORKLIFT.

  3. Over/under on whether Ryan Lochte can spell EXTRADITION?

  4. First all those Emmy noms and now this! What a year!

  5. Here at McDonalds, we're ahead of the curve--in nine years!

  6. Just so you know, I totally passed this test.

  7. New studies will confirm everything is as bad as you think it is.

  8. Finally, some GOOD news: Moby agrees to go as me to the Emmys!

  9. On tonight's edition of THE MEN WHO MARRIED BARBRA STREISAND...CAPRICORN ONE!

  10. Take that, ISIS!

  11. I saw APOCALYPSE NOW seventeen times in a theater.

  12. When I was 14 I wrote a letter to Richard D. Zanuck and David Brown offering to direct JAWS 2. They never responded.

  13. And for those of you still shooting film, I'd like to remind you WATER IS THE MOST PRECIOUS RESOURCE ON THE PLANET.

  14. Fucking bullshit TV shows fucking up my neighborhood...oh wait--I think I'm a producer on this!

  15. PAPER TOWNS is letterboxed on HBO and MAD MAX: FURY ROAD is not? SILENCE IS CONSENT!

  16. To be clear: In an ideal world, there wouldn't be such a thing as a GORILLA EXHIBIT.

  17. Gotta say, had a 90 minute conversation with Chase Elliott tonight and came away mightily impressed.

  18. Big shout out to Starz for airing CHINATOWN in the CORRECT format. When is this pan/scan shit going to stop?

  19. My award for Best Original Score in 1972 goes to Quincy Jones for THE HOT ROCK.

  20. The success of GAME OF THRONES leaves me no choice but to change my name to Steven A. A. Soderbergh.

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