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A Harvard Law grad, a Village playwright, a Nebraskan journalist, a -er, a MacArthur Genius, a collegiate catcher, and 2 guys from LI walk into a bar

Joined October 2015

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    We are: , , Adam Perlman, , , Randall Green, Wes Taylor, , Emily Hornsby, and

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  2. Mase Cap? Taylor going after Grigor? Don Babylon’s “Ow, My Tiny Heart”? Your minds are blown. We know. Find out how it goes down next week at 9pm. Season 3 Finale. Goodnight.

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  3. When the algo’s good good

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  4. When Connerty comes at your professor beard:

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  5. Axe’s mother and holder of all those Ouis played by Warhol girl, Cat Stevens muse, and NYC treasure Patti D’Arbanville.

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  6. No recreations here. Props maestro Alexis Weiss nabbed us some real vintage

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  7. If you haven’t done can you even call yourself a human? Yes. But an incomplete one. Do yourself the favor and take the friend who’s wife your father just forced back into her marriage.

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  8. The lime test: keeping households civil since the dawn of man.

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  9. Hips eroding the family unit

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  10. Menschkeit, for those few of you unfamiliar with the greatness with City Hall-- and the non-Yiddish-- is about honor and character. AKA “the space between a handshake”

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  11. Like all of you, Senior had that City Hall menschkeit reference cocked and ready to go

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  12. The Ponderosa Ranch, nary a fart nor Anthony Radaelli to be seen

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  13. The signature Chuck Poke, not to be confused with the Chuck Pat. Strictly for reminding your enemies there are no blowjobs in federal cases. Nothing else.

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  14. When Radaelli doesn’t get the James Woods reference

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  15. RIP Chris LeDoux. 1948-2005. Immortalized by in his hit “Much Too Young.” A finer bull-rider, country singer or Stetson wearer has never walked this earth. Until Chuck Rhoades.

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  16. Here at Billions we’re about real-world applicable life-lessons. Here’s one: Sometimes you gotta go to your boss’s estranged wife to convince her to meet with him for a night of wisdom and near-sloppiness so you can get your Ice Juice money doubled during comp season.

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  17. We’d never choose between Axe and Chuck. But Highlander and Hamlet? Let’s go to the box score…

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  18. In addition to the closest thing to Casamigos without judgement, serves absurdly delicious cocktails along with Champion Jack Dupree’s “Junker’s Blues”. You can find there on days when there are nights.

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  19. Billions Behind the Scenes: spends their down time teaching to do this:

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  20. You heard Signor Roberto

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  21. There can only be one Greek Freak, Spyros.

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