“But do give me your hotel keycard!”
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Never endorse a pedo like Roy Moore
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People who have your phone number might also do weird stuff like call you while they masturbate.
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You "beat" me to it. He really threw us a softball on that one...
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Don’t you mean “Tit” of the Day?!
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Bill’s right again. Someone with a job search site got a hold of my # and wages solicitation war on me daily.
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Thanks Bill! You can reach me at 212-555-1212
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ABSOLUTELY
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Whoops I read this wrong and thought you were asking. Hey Siri, delete tweet.
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